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this fucking time change shit

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Clocks and cats? Uh, god, hope not. If I ever grow old I'll probably become one of those crazy women whose grandchildren put them into retirement home (if it's the right word for those russian white cells we've got here), always talking about weather and good ol' times.

I love talking about weather and good ol times!

 

Look me up when youre 85.

 

Dont forget.

Okays, mister. Heating pads, talking and Scrabble - that's all two decrepit old geeks like us will need.

because of this shitty, unpredictable time change, i lost my first 2 hours at school.

Hes probably thinking about the stars and constollations and ticking time clocks on jupiter and how sorry he feels that Pluto recently got kicked out of the Planets Club.

 

Poor Pluto.

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