I think that's the idea :rolleyes:

clint...yes i cheated :p

Person who's obessed with Will.

 

oops sorry didn't catch your name

Ok, well let's... OH! OH! Can i be Laverne???!!! :dance:

idk ivet maybe and my name is

mary

haha... fine... you can think about it, Mary? :)

haha... fine... you can think about it, Mary? :)

oh sorry i wasnt sure what you meant by being Laverne

Mary :)

 

Alina, stop fighting with people, I will pimp slap you! :mean: :whip:

 

Now, go to the corner, you're on time out young lady!

 

:dozey: *returns from the corner*

*puts on "im gonna talk to a 5 year old" voice: "Are you gonna behave now, have we learned our lesson???"

 

:baby:

She learned her godamned lesson a'ight, Laverne. :cool2:

*puts on her agressive voice*

Ha Brennifer..., wanna start somin ho!!!!!!!!!!!"

*puts on "im gonna talk to a 5 year old" voice: "Are you gonna behave now, have we learned our lesson???"

 

:baby:

 

Oh yeah, my legs are still so very stiff from standing I think I'm never going to forget it

 

 

I think still you're a stupid stickbutt:angry:

is that good enough ?:angel:

just kidding :hug:

 

 

 

I love you too, Alina.

 

YEAH LAVERNE? WHAT THE HELL YOU GONNA DO HUH?

 

I love this thread! :D

:D Yeah I love both too, you :nice: and the thread :) I think it should be renamed :rolleyes:

 

muahahaha Laverne I've got homies with me, girl, what ARE you gonna do???:sneaky:

Grabs Clint and... oh crap... where is that kid???

 

Let me get my weaves out, aw, im gonna go fight club on ur butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hold, on I think my brass knuckles are somewhere around here... *rummage**rummage**search**search*

:sneaky:I took care of Clint.....already......while you were gone....

YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN

 

EDIT: Here you go. You left them at my house remember, after that last fight on monday night, phew that was tiring...

OMG OMG !!!! :bigcry:

 

 

I will bust a cap in ur arse, gurl better watch it!!! MMHHHHMMMM.... goes into crouching tiger, hidden dragon pose... Jackie Chan and Jet Lee aint got notin on me skankalope!!!!

The :P ruined, it Alina, homie. :rolleyes:

 

I actually gotta go soon. Sorry. You two can fight it out w/out me, I'm sure.

 

edit: ok that crouching tiger/hidden dragon pose is teh stupid. Sorry.

 

Ah! Here are the brass knuckles! Oh look, my bazooka's right here in my purse. How convenient.

NUH UH! did u just... NUH UH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think your purse is way too big for such a small thing as a bazooka :rolleyes:

I'll see ya later Midas :nice:

Ivet I'll be back in half an hour and you better be here cuz I'm not done with you yet! ( Gonna go catch the third period of Pens vs. Flyers game)

@Ivet bitchyface: There are no anti-bazooka rules here. I read the first post.

 

See, if I were you, I would AT LEAST stockpile a few nuclear warheads right now. Just sayin. Especially since Kim Jong Il is my new... personal homie. Yeah. Wha choo gon do bout that bitch?

 

@Alina: YOU USED SARCASM HIGH FIVE!

 

Tip #1 for the Sarcasm Initiate: don't use smilies that make people go, "oh, she's being sarcastic!" That's lame. ie I would eliminate both :rolleyes: and :P from your general repiotoire. Or however the fuck you spell that.

...uh... I... *gulp*... Did i forget to tell you i can lift weights, yeah, I will throw a 700 pound dumbell at you so watch yo' back bitch... better recognize who u speakin to...

 

Alina, gurl get ur ass back here!!!!

 

 

jk, go watch ur game

 

 

But u and me, we gonna dance rite now!!!

:stunned: Got it...kay I shall go right now improve on my sarcasm, so I'll be back when I'm done with the Sarcasm Tips for Dummies.

...uh... I... *gulp*... Did i forget to tell you i can lift weights, yeah, I will throw a 700 pound dumbell at you so watch yo' back bitch... better recognize who u speakin to...

 

Alina, gurl get ur ass back here!!!!

 

 

jk, go watch ur game

 

 

But u and me, we gonna dance rite now!!!

 

SHALL WE DANCE?

 

OR SHALL WE..... T-T-T-T-T-TAAAANNNGOOOOOO!?

 

 

 

:stunned: Got it...kay I shall go right now improve on my sarcasm, so I'll be back when I'm done with the Sarcasm Tips for Dummies.

 

Already been written. Sorry. Maybe the Idiot's Guide hasn't been written yet. Might be able to write that one.