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Any body here got ne prison stories or been there?

mburn
in The Lounge

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I have been to prison! ohh yea !! it was so dirrty! and all the guys there were jerking off......then one of the security guard came by and was like...JERKING OFF WITHOUT ME?!?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no...i havent been in prison..im really bored.

NO! i deman 51 bux now! :-x

 

shit we`re gonna have a problem here. shit *phones her manager*

 

me: phil, hello?

phil: shit! oh hello, kasia? what the hell....it`s 2 am!!! :twisted:

me: crap, u see that amanda chick demands 51 bux!! we aint got that extra dollar! we`ve got 50 bucks only and and 50 cent!!

phil: ok ok calm down calm down. try to compromise.

me: but but but how?

phil: tell... what`s her name again?

me: amanda

phil: yeah whatever, tell amanda she can get 50 bucks and a 50 cent private show

me: ok ok i`ll try

 

*hangs up*

 

ok amanda you can get 50 bucks and 50 cent live in a private concert. we don`t have the extra dollar... we only have 50 cent

hmmmmmmmmmmm well........... since you called him in the middle of the night.....okay! so give me the low-down of this show

ok since i gotta be careful cuz if i screw up phil`s gonna kill me i have a question: what the hell does low-down mean???

I have been to prison! ohh yea !! it was so dirrty! and all the guys there were jerking off......then one of the security guard came by and was like...JERKING OFF WITHOUT ME?!?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

no...i havent been in prison..im really bored.

 

 

boy .. thats dirty

YOU JERKIN OFF WITH OUT ME COCK GAL???

 

ok anyways.. i HAVE been to prison! but not in a cell.. we got to see the 33rd division's station! WEEHEE that was fun

oh ok so 50 cent is gonna play in your house tomorrow. expect a lot of noise and groupies and weed and hot beats

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