because I like his hair :blush:

oh thank you so much my lovely violer friend.

you are violet right?

that's my favourite colour!!!!

I'm purple

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooo. :robot:

omg!!!

it is peter crouch!

i love the dance you do.

and you're cute because you're blonde and i love blonde people.

and i think red suits you!

crouchy:blush:

why thank you all. cheer on the 'pool for meh. :robot:

ooohh...and he is english.

i got a weakness for english men.

i love your accent, babe.

english men are just the best.

don't mess with 'em, right?

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeers

meow meowmeowmeow meow meow meow

(Oh la la, robot dancing english soccer player)

paws off, biatch.

meow meow meow meow!

(I found it first!)

oh dear. :robot:

peter is pure sex :love:

meow meow meow meow meow $200 meow meow meow meow Santa meow meow meow $25 meowmeow

(It's still my $200, plus I deserve it. Santa only lest me $25 and a cat toythis year)

peter is pure sex :love:

 

thank you love. you are quite an orgasm yourself. :robot:

meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow

(Anyone who wears a red shirt and does the robot is orgasmic :wink3:)

i know

but it's because we're both blonde

blonde people are just the best

you know

like paris

she is my idol

she's like soo... like you know? like...totally awesome and stuff and duuuude she's soooo cute like... oh my god!!!

let's be honest now

 

peter is not that good in bed

well it's okay with me

i mean he's tall and you know what they say about tall people... it's TRUE!

let's be honest now

 

peter is not that good in bed

 

rubbish! i am a sex god, as well as a footie god. :robot: :whip:

but you should eat more, petey boy!

you're so thin

they'll hurt you on the pitch!

what the hell? :uhoh:

i'd eat anything for you, dear. feed me. :sneaky:

meow meow meow meow meow

(Thin, tall guys are still extremely sexy)

grrrrrrr

you're a hottie

okay, i still got that kitty's food i stole the other day...

you're into that?

i know you're a kinky one...