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me neither..

 

let's have glasses of wine and just relax and talk about our pathetic sex lives..

 

I mean.. no one wants to have sex with a cleaning lady :(

are you saying that this isn't sexy enough?

 

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And i spend 2 hours a day just to look like that :bigcry:

Darn.. well, tomorrow i'll buy a new outfit and everyone wants to get laid with me :blush:

 

 

But erm, how are we gonna make the situation better for you?

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my purse is red and nice and it has some toys in it

 

 

but it's lost!

some toys??

oh really.. we all know what your "toys" look like..

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:evil: I didn't say what kind of toys I'm talking about

you're just fooling all those little kids who watch your show.

 

I know what your house is really like! full of "toys"..

I know what NooNoo was really made for.. krhm

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ok, that's the truth about Noo Noo

 

I miss him :cry:

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can you clean my room lovely lady?

can you clean my room lovely lady?

 

Sure :)

 

Where do you want me to put all these dildos that look like Po??

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I hate Laa Laa now so upload that videos in Youtube

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