Because I have been left by my own true love, Joshua Treeman. I can no longer stand this terrible solitude. It has been nearly three minutes since I last felt the warm touch of a lover, or smelled the sweaty musk of a miner from Nebraska.

I love you :blush:

well, I stink really bad (fur musk). maybe that will make up for your long lost love :huh:

terrible solitude!? ha! you don't know what terrible solitude is. i haven't seen a woman (or man) in 7 years and it hurts, yknow. all i have is myself to love.

terrible solitude!? ha! you don't know what terrible solitude is. i haven't seen a woman (or man) in 7 years and it hurts, yknow. all i have is myself to love.

 

is that why there are so many craters in the moon? :o

ýeah man

you couldve seen me yesterday, biatch!

Ah, my astronaut, the silence of this solitude I feel is more deafening than the sound of a thousand French horns blaring out the calls of our song...

meow meow meow meow meow meow

(I love you all!!! :love:)

Cat! Must you be such a tease? I know that if I return your love, you will break my heart, like loves long past.

are you a woman hopeless romantic? :wink3:

meow meow meow meow meow

(I won't break your heart, but I'll probably end up scratching it out)

*fuzzy love*

are you a woman hopeless romantic? :wink3:

 

 

100% woman.

*furry lovve*

meow meow meow meow meow

(Well, that's upsetting, I'm not the lesbian type...)

i must depart now humanoids and other. this thread is giving me urges. self lovin' is a comin'.

No! This time I have fallen for somebody...someone worlds apart from me, who can't return my love! I am so tired of all of this pain! I will never love again...

meow meowmeow meowmeow meowv meowmeowmeow

(I'm moving to Mars next week, they have good food there...maybe we can catch up there :wink3:)

so basically all we have to say is i love you?

beepbopboy, the answer lies in Tinky's purse...

but the purse is lost :bigcry:

 

I'll kill laa laa :evil:

meow meow meow meow

(I'm sure Laa laa is happy about that)