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meow meow (Hand over the coffee)

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meow meow meowmeow!!!

(Or I scratch your eyes out!!)

 

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(Hand over the coffee, bitch

My scratching paws are begining to twitch

Give it to me now!

You overweight cow!

Or I throw your belongings in a ditch)

 

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(I'm shithoue at poetry but I want some coffee!!)

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MEOW MEOW MEOW

(The feeling is neutural, such is life)

HI KIDS, BARRY SCOTT HERE.

BARRY SCOTT SAYS, shit needs a clean. if you know what i'm sayin'

oh barry scott, you think you're so clean dont ya?

you think your shit dont stink?

i bet you shit clean ten penny pieces!!!111!!!

Cats are smurfy!

Shit is smurfy!

Cat-shit is NOT smurfy!!

That sig really smurfs me off! How would you know? Been looking down? What a mothersmurfer!!

WHO'S SIG?

 

Yours! how would you know about Chris Martin's penis unless you were looking a little too closely? You Smerv!

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