Hi everyone. um, i have a question. I dont know if itll work where everyone is acting so crazy for your fun day, but my mom is really strict about the internet and stuff. she thinks that if I talk to anyone theyre going to like kidnap me or something. I wasnt even allowed on normal message boards until I turned 13 this week. So its like really dumb timing, because I can finally go on here without getting in trouble although I like lurked anyway but now I have to like wait before i can get to know anyone. so my question is do any of you have trouble with your parents keeping you off the internet? iz there anything I can like, do?

STAB YO PARENTALS AND YOU BE DOING WHAT YOU WANT FO LIFE

PARENTS SUCK

RUNAWAY AND BECOME A POP STAR

ROCK ONNNNNNNNNNNNN

You guys are no help. well, i do want to be a popstar, but Im afraid of being in front of big crowds. like i have this friend whos obsessed with Hannah Montana, and I went with her to try to get tickets and there was like this huge line. it was crazy.

WHO THE HELL LIKES HANNA MONTANA

my mummy does.

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

(My friend love Hannah Montan and I'm always like "That bitch is crazy any way"

 

Meow meow meow meow meow meow

(Hello Susie, you need to know that you are the forums second youngest member!)

HANNAH MONTANA DAT SLUT WHOEVER DA HELL SHE IS

WHO THE H*** LIKES HANNA MONTANA

 

 

Um, like every girl in my class at school. i like her ok, but i like other stuff like coldplay better. my big sister made me listen to some group called blur and i really like that. shes really smart and likes cool old music thats like older than i am.

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

(My friend love Hannah Montan and I'm always like "That bitch is crazy any way"

 

Meow meow meow meow meow meow

(Hello Susie, you need to know that you are the forums second youngest member!)

wow really? do you know who is younger?

ME!

I R 5 & TYPE LIEK A FOOL

with a name like poopy it wouldnt surprise me. but your just one of those silly characters. youre probly really like 20 or something.

YALL BE A PRETTY BIG SCHLUT FO A 5 YEAR OL

MAH MOMMA WHORES ME OUT TO THE NICE MEN SHE CALLS MY UNCLES.

I DONT GET ANY OF THE MONEY BUT MUMMY SAYS SHE PUTS IT IN A BANK FOR MY COLLEGE.

I LOVE MY MUMMY COS SHE THINKS ABOUT MY FUTURE

AINT YALL A MOMMAS BITCH

SUCK MAH SICK DICK

I WANT 35

35 dicks?

50 DOLLARS FO EACH

35 dicks?

 

will come!

 

 

I'm sorry but that's all we can do now! You will get the rest of your order during the next 24 hours though.

 

Enjoy your meal!

wow really? do you know who is younger?

 

MEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWW

(MEEEEEEE!!!!)

well my parents don't like me on facebook, thats about the only site they have something against on the internet

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

(hello jared! I'm AJ! My parents are cats so thay don't give to hoots about the internet...)

I don't know who my real parents are. I was adopted by a sink and a hoover. My brother is a dishwasher.

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow Coldplay meow meow

(Really, my parents were strays but i was adopted into a home. I now own a human, but she listens to some sissy band called Coldplay all day)