MUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A VIRGIN, AND MUST WANT TO LEAD THROUGH A FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER.

MUST HAVE MORE TOYS THAN AN ASIAN KID.

Must like hairy 40 year old titties.

MUST BE OVER 18 (but 40yearoldvirgin is willing to compromise if under.)

 

If you said yes to all please send a message to me.:wink3:

I WANNA RUB SHIT INTO TITTES

RUB YO FACE IN MA DOUBLE DS

 

 

you wanted a sexy ass-woman?

I WANNA RUB SHIT INTO TITTES

 

I WANT YOUR BABIES...

I WANT YOUR BABIES...

 

WE SHOULD MATE..

"WHAT?"

AHH DATE

I THINK WE SHOULD GO ON A DATE

do you like purple?

do you like cat food?

Do you like hoovers?

Are you any good?

the hoover or tinky winky? Or the pathetic 40 year old virgin?

 

I know my hoovers are the top quality!

WE SHOULD MATE..

"WHAT?"

AHH DATE

I THINK WE SHOULD GO ON A DATE

 

A date is fine..:cry:

 

I much rather have your babies you sexy ginger genderless sex bomb!:wink3:

 

*sigh* But for now..a date is fine.

do you like purple?

 

I like whatever you like, baby.;)

 

As long as your willing to go out with 40 year old who still lives with his mother.

Same goes to you Cleaning Lady and AJ the Cat.

That's nice to know! Although i don't think i can love anyone the way i love my cleaning equipment.

meow meow meow meow meow

(AJ will not go out with 40yearoldvirgin sorry...and cleaning lady, in which way do you love you cleaning equipment :wink3:)

Well they're perfect! My equipment leaves everything so shiny and clean. You could eat from the bathtubs i clean!

 

Cillit Bang is one of the best things i've ever experienced. Just look at this man..whoa, he's so clean

 

OMG THEY TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED IN THAT CILLIT BANG.

HES NOT ACTUALLY TOUCHING IT.

hes scared he'll get germs, he actually lives in a plastic bubble.

 

 

and works as a model.

LET ME BE YOUR CLIT CLEANER TONIGHT

Well they're perfect! My equipment leaves everything so shiny and clean. You could eat from the bathtubs i clean!

 

Cillit Bang is one of the best things i've ever experienced. Just look at this man..whoa, he's so clean

 

 

EVERYONE'S GETTING ACTION - BUT ME!

 

YELLOW I'D TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER..BUT I'M MALE..

Hey handsome, wanna piece of this beast?

v

AWWWWWW 40

ILL BUM YOU

ACTUALLY SCARY MARY IS LOOKING FINE TONIGHT.

 

EY, HOW YOU DOIN'?

Scary Mary is always looking fine, especially for you honey

LET ME BE YOUR MARY TONIGHT

I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER, YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS.