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Attention, Coldsmurfers!!

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I got smurfed out of the smurf village because I thought the mushroom houses were full of drugs and tried to eat them, and now I have nowhere to go but here, so you muthersmurfers better be nice to me or I'll smurf you all!! SMURF OFF!!!

HI KIDS, BARRY SCOTT HERE.

BARRY SCOTT SAYS, Smurf Off

i thought that drunk smurfs are nicer. i might've been mistaken. unless you're nicer, we'll kick your ass!

 

(or, yellowwasapieceofshit will FUCK your ass.)

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Smurf my ass?

' That's not very smurfy according to Papa...but smurf him!! He kicked me out of his smurfing village so smurf my ass blue!!!

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You can call me DrunkUncle Smurf if you want.

OCTOPUSSIE

 

ME TOO, LET ME BE YOUR UNCLE TONIGHT

 

 

DRUNK SMURF

 

OKAY UNCLE SMURF

 

AND MONSTER

 

I WANT TO BE IN YOU

 

everyone wants to be in me. i've heard it so many times. so, if you like, i can kill you, eat you, and then, you'll be inside me, just like you wanted.

WELLLL THEN I WOULDNT FEEL ANY PLEASURE

AND ID MUCH RATHER SUCKING ON YOU IF THATS OKAY.. YOU HAVENT AN OPTION

 

if i don't have any options, then fuck off.

we live in a democratic world.

LET ME BE BOTH

 

you can't be everything in the world. this position's already taken by god. you're late.

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