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it's my birthday!

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so I want you to all wish me a happy birthday

 

 

 

 

 

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please

ok.. I'll try to remember it :wacky:

:laugh3:

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i'm so glad you remembered my birthday lore.

 

for that, here is ape resent for you:

 

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thanks :blush:

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"honey, those aren't children. they're packets of cream cheese" :laugh2: what the crap?

 

I miss that show :lol:

^ Is he holding his toe with his foot or jerking off? That looks dodgy! :laugh3:

 

 

Whoa! Never heard of jerking off with someone's feet before :o

Whoa! Never heard of jerking off with someone's feet before :o
What! You queen of the pervs have never heard of a footjob? We may have to take away your perv crown!
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^ Is he holding his toe with his foot or jerking off? That looks dodgy! :laugh3:

 

:o sicko

I think that's right :sick:

What! You queen of the pervs have never heard of a footjob? We may have to take away your perv crown!

 

 

I think there are some bad things about living in Finland. Boho, they never taught that move at school :bigcry:

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here is ape resent for everyone else who remembered :wacko:

 

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woops, how did that puppy and that kitten get in there? :shy:

Would you like a horse head pillow? Say yes, it's an offer you can't refuse! :angry:

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^^ that's cute :blush:

It will be my birthday in less than 2 hours and it will also be 2 years since we got Ode To Deodorant :)

So by your theory you ain't been born yet if your birthday is in November, and in theory your parents haven't even had sex yet to make you :o

by that theory i'm growing already :dance: nearly 30 full days!

 

gotta love this feeling..poor eric has no idea what this is like :(

I made a note..

won't forget it!!

Is your birthday really November 5th??:rolleyes: (cause' it tis' the same as mine, then!)

bwahahaha the look on lily allen's face :lol:

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