Wow, you're nice.

 

:cry:

Yeah you are rather rude yourself!!

You can talk about my mom, if you want.

I bet your mom is a very nice person;)

Sometimes.

But other times she gets naggy and yells.

Well I guess that does every mom sometimes.

we like nice, crazy voices in our thread...right? right.

my cat doesn't think i'm crazy...he says i'm the most sane non-cat he knows

My cat looks at me right now. He is black and its creepy because its freakin dark here and I can only see his eyes...

^don't be scared...just look into his cat eyes..he will tell you what to do...

he says he wants to eat a human. I don't know what to do!

alright, calm down, let's figure this out, rationally....ok say this to your cat and see what happens..

 

 

Meow

 

Mew

 

Meow meow

 

Meow

Okay I will do... no wait, that your english accent! I will use the german 'Miau'

 

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..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He answered, that he wants to eat me instead:stunned:

SHIT!

 

Run away, now! That cat will eat you in your sleep!!!! Run for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe I can calm him down.

 

 

 

I used my cat-meow-miau-language again.

 

 

aha

 

 

 

interesting

 

 

 

uuh

 

 

 

 

okay...

 

 

 

ah well, I convinced him, that he will explode if he will eat me. He answered, that he will eat another creature (yes in his eyes we are all creatures who deserves no life, creepy cat I tell you!) and spare my life.

^PHEW...wow, crisis averted...but seriously..my cat thinks your cat is bullshitting you..so just sleep with one eye open tonight, ok?? For me??? And my cat??

With one eye open? Holy cow, I think that will hurt!

 

By the way, have I ever told you that my table lamp is a maniac-depressive?

^You know, now that you mention it....my kitchen faucet has been displaying some of that same behavior....honestly I'm kind of afraid to use it anymore since it started giving me these dirty looks..i mean dirty:wink3::wink3::wink3::wink3::wink3::wink3:looks....

Your kitchen faucet is a perv, no doubts. Rip it out and smash it with sledge hammer, before it get the chance to rape you...:stunned: I tell you, those kitchen equipments are some nasty inventions!

Well I tried that but it really liked it...the harder I smashed the more that faucet liked it...maybe if I get it a "friend" it'll stop having urges towards me...

 

*skips off to find mate for kitchen faucet*

Maybe you can send it to Coldplay, I bet its a great inspiration for some more songs :D

yeah i like it....Twisted Faucet

The twisted Faucet sent to Coldplay by the twisted member of the twisted Twisted- Therapist-Thalia-Organisation... oh yeah :laugh3:

Wow - that's got a really nice ring to it...easier to remember than

 

Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends

Haha, yeah, but if you're in that organisation, everybody will call you FREAK.

 

 

 

AAAAAAH there are noises in my room, but there's nothing which could make noise... it is scary!:\

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*hides under desk*