Jonny from your sig says:

 

Arise, Thalia! Do not be afraid! The noises are just from zombies in your closet! Pay them no heed. I will protect you!

Zombies? Phew! What a relief! Zombies are cool, they are slow, and you can just smash their head off to kill them:D But their smell....ugh

 

Apropo zombies, I made an HOUSE Zombie, click if you want, hahaha!!! :rolleyes:

 

Original:

http://norn-meeting.creaturesforum.de/Odd_Zealot/house-portait.jpg

Zombie:

http://norn-meeting.creaturesforum.de/Odd_Zealot/House-Zombie.jpg

 

 

:P

Oh interesting...I thought he WAS a zombie...he looks pretty good for an un-dead guy...I'd whack him in the head with a blunt object anyday!

Use that wooden thing from Shaun, I believe he will burrow it to you;)

 

I like your signature!:D Oh my depressive table lamp said, that it hates you.

Shall I slap it?

Yes, please...give it a good hard slap in the lamp groin...

 

oh and some freaky freak show made that sig for me....watch out

 

*whispers*

 

I think she's a little crazy

Damn that lamp has balls of steel! FREAKIN LAMP, NOW YOU WILL LEARN HOW TO FLY, HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

 

 

*throws it out of the window*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*woman scream*

 

 

 

 

 

 

eeehhh, wasn't me! :sweatdrop:

 

 

Oh and you think that freaky freak is a little bit crazy?

woooo well that's sounds interesting! tell me more!

Damn, you showed that lamp who was boss!! Now, you know that some lamps can convert their balls of steel into legs so don't be surprised if you hear it coming up your steps later...

 

 

 

 

well, i can't tell you too much about the crazy freaky freak....

 

or else...

 

they'll hunt me down....i doubt it but I'm hoping it'll look a lot like this:

Naah take my version, it's nicer :laugh3:;)

 

 

Woohoo imagine he would come like this in your room!:stunned:

Uhhhhhhhhhh.....

 

 

YES PLEASE!

You are having some pervy thoughts in your mind, haven't you?

 

Sooo....

 

 

 

 

TAKE THIS!

 

 

 

CHOCOLATE CHRIS IS BACK

 

 

Well, chocolate Chris is as good a way to go as any...actually probably better than most..so with that..

 

 

:bomb:

 

 

 

:dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:

 

 

:angel:

Oh noes, you are dead! It's all my fault:cry:

 

But now you are in heaven and all your pervy wishes become true!

 

Interesting, we started with cats, and it ended in.... perv stuff:D

Okay, it's 4:18 am, my eyes are dry, red and half-closed, I hear creepy metallic sounds from the stairs, guess that evil lamp want some revenge! and my cat is chewing my toes:dozey:

 

Time for my dead... euh bed now, I want to dream, dream about stuff, that nobody should know about, only except Melanie of course, wahahah :laugh3::wink3:

 

See you the next time

 

 

 

:sleeping2:

Thalia! Don't turn around! Don't do it!

 

I warned you........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CHRIS'S WET NIPPLES!!

GAHHH!!! Oh gawd, you and your major thread bump-ness!

 

 

 

 

By the way, I think they came a really low voice out of your closet, you should check it out :D:wink3:

*goes to check closet*

nope, nothing in there......*whistles*

 

 

 

:sneaky:

¿ǝɹǝɥʇ uı sɹǝpıds ǝʌɐɥ noʎ op ¿¿¿uıɐɹq ɹnoʎ ʇou ɟı ǝɹǝɥʇ uı q plnoʍ ǝslǝ ʇɐɥʍ

 

:stunned:

 

how do you write upside down? without photoshop.

Oh yeah, we used this thing here, from that senseless german fun side XD

http://www.sinn-frei.com/flip-text---leute-im-chat-verarschen_7641.htm

(: ¡oɹǝɥ ƃuıʎɐldploɔ ʍǝu ʎɯ ǝɹɐ noʎ 'ǝıɯɐɾ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ʎq

¡lol ˙uɐɟǝʇs sı ǝɯɐu ʎɯ ıɥ

ice age comming

ice age comming

let me hear both sides

let me hear both sides

 

AHH!

 

 

ice age comming

 

throw them in the fire >.<

lick my candy shrine, bitches!

Omfg, Melanies scared candy shrine!!

 

 

 

*bows down to the sacred shrine and licks it*

 

 

 

 

Mmmmmh so tasty! :tongue::laugh2:

If I lick the candy shrine, does that make me your bitch? :thinking: