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*Cavenow's Spam Thread*

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WELL, FINE THEN! I'LL JUST LEAVE THE CAPS LOCK ON FOR ALL MY POSTS THEN<LOLOLOLOL>

huh, maybe it's just a good thing that i don't come here that often anymore..

 

 

 

:uhoh:

Spam Spam Spammy Spam

 

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

I'm not even going to try reading that... :thinking: :lol:

What a load of...................

Spam Spam Spammy Spam

 

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

 

If you're too lazy to read it, just listen to Monty Python's Spam routine...I can't believe you typed it out,lol. Now THAT's dedication!!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

*sings* Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!

If you're too lazy to read it, just listen to Monty Python's Spam routine...I can't believe you typed it out,lol. Now THAT's dedication!!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

*sings* Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!

 

Yes, I typed it out...

 

if by typed out you mean highlighting the text, and doing the jolly green copy 'n' paste.

:stunned::kiss::veryangry::D:veryangry2::PWhy is it that I always miss the fun? -_-;

 

Well...

 

CANDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSS FAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCYYYY MAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD CLAAAAAAAMS.

 

:cool::kiss::shocked2::):dozey::stunned:

 

EEEEP. SKATE PARKS AND FREEWAYS. AND PLANES. SILVER ONES, AT THAT.

 

FLINDERATION! BLESS THE CHILD. ODESSA. UKRAINE. NATO. RUSSIA. BASEBALL PLAYERS WITH LORD STANLEY, THAT MAKES NO SENSE. I WATCHED A SHOW ABOUT LORD STANLEY'S SUMMER. IT'S NOT A REAL PERSON, IT'S A TROPHY. THAT'S BORING.

 

IS THAT FOR REAL?

 

yes.

Did you know you can download autospam software to post multiple times very quickly?

 

I'd do it now if I had it.

WHO THINKS WE ARE SCIENTISTS NEW ALBUM IS THE SHIZ?

Because I am one in a million

i am one in another million

 

friends?

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