I don't like those games :p

and I'm not listening to anything and not thinking anything either so

 

I wanna change my sig

yo, Hobs, are you "doing homework"?

 

haha no I'm chilling

change it to tell everyone to vote for me as biggest smiley user :p

I wanna change my sig

 

haha no I'm chilling

 

uhm, do et

 

 

okay :p

change it to tell everyone to vote for me as biggest smiley user :p

 

he really is! :nod:

 

some chatting with him on facebook and you'll see :rolleyes:

anyone wanna hear a terrible joke? :p

change it to tell everyone to vote for me as biggest smiley user :p

hahaha I'll try :p

he really is! :nod:

 

some chatting with him on facebook and you'll see :rolleyes:

yeah, it's very clear on here as well!

anyone wanna hear a terrible joke? :p

 

hmmm, yes!

anyone wanna hear a terrible joke? :p

 

why not

why can't you play curling with bunnies?

 

cause, the furriction would be too high :p :lol:

hahahaha wow that's bad :p

why can't you play curling with bunnies?

 

cause, the furriction would be too high :p :lol:

 

hahahahha I laughed

 

 

but it's really really bad

i told u it was terrible :p

this one is bad as well:

 

I was at the bar the other night with my buddy having some beers. We had been there a while when two large girls came up to the bar and ordered some drinks. I noticed when they ordered they both had strong accents so I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’ One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s WALES you idiot!!!’

 

So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’

ha ha ha

that was bad, but not funny :p

here's one:

 

There was an os-trich

 

No, wait, that only works in Spanish! :facepalm:

haha great :p :lol: :D

hahhaha

why did the spanish-ey guy jump around before drinking a box of juice?

 

because it said "shake before opening"

I have lots about spanishies

why did the spanish-ey guy jump around before drinking a box of juice?

 

because it said "shake before opening"

 

:lol:

 

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

wanna hear a joke about my life? :)

 

oh wait, we'll never get to the point.... :(

A spanishie walks into a pet shop.

"I'd like a parrot, pleashe. I'd like to teach it how to shpeak"

"Okay, wait a second please"

Salesman to himself "well, since this is a spanishie, I could give him that owl we have that no one wants to buy hehe :sneaky: "

*salesman returns and sells the spanishie the owl*

 

* a week later spanishie drops by the shop again*

Salesman "So... Have you been able to teach it how to speak yet?"

"Ah, no. But you know, he putsh shuch an effort in undershtanding me!"

:lol:

 

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!

wanna hear a joke about my life? :)

 

oh wait, we'll never get to the point.... :(

 

hahahahahaha :lol:

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

 

Nachocheese.