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this one is bad as well:

 

I was at the bar the other night with my buddy having some beers. We had been there a while when two large girls came up to the bar and ordered some drinks. I noticed when they ordered they both had strong accents so I said ‘Hi, are you two girls from Scotland?’ One of them spoke up, with quite an attitude and said ‘it’s WALES you idiot!!!’

 

So I immediately said ‘Sorry, are you two Whales from Scotland?’

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A spanishie walks into a pet shop.

"I'd like a parrot, pleashe. I'd like to teach it how to shpeak"

"Okay, wait a second please"

Salesman to himself "well, since this is a spanishie, I could give him that owl we have that no one wants to buy hehe :sneaky: "

*salesman returns and sells the spanishie the owl*

 

* a week later spanishie drops by the shop again*

Salesman "So... Have you been able to teach it how to speak yet?"

"Ah, no. But you know, he putsh shuch an effort in undershtanding me!"

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