i need a shovel :D

i need a shovel :D

 

:?: :-o

... to dig myself out of all these holes i keep making for myself :D

LOL :lol:

:D

Wouldn't a ladder be better?

if your offering please! :shock:

 

:D

WHAHAHAHA good 1 ian! :lol:

*dissapointed*

 

aww i was really looking forward to reading one.

 

dont fall back in hicksy :D

*holds top of ladder and looks down into dark abyss* :o

it looks scary down there :shock: :o

LOL Ian :D

 

*waves from deep down below*

 

:sad:

so did the ladder not help :sad:

it was a frozen ladder!

 

damn that man with the guitar! :sad:

a better ladder is needed now.

 

or someone to go down there and get you :lol:

please! its cold and lonely down here :sad:

haha

 

well do you want me to join you. lol and keep you warm or...help you out :shock:

oh go on then - come join me :D

ah its cold :o

 

*brings a blanket*

*hugs simon* :D

a truly magnificent species of mammal

 

i love them

 

love them too

 

:D

WHAT ARE BADGERS? :shrug:

lol i was wondering the same :D

badgers are small furry creatures with teeth who live in sets under the ground and have small furry offspring - usually a shade of brown :D

lol ok :D