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The Perv Unit

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I'm scared :bigcry:

(at this Gizmo thing)

 

 

 

So how are the boys coming along, Thalia? :sneaky:

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Hey, Gizmo's cool:ears:

 

 

 

He's more than a pet, he's a perv!

They are in my closet!?

 

 

 

 

*goes to the closet*

 

 

 

*comes back*

 

 

 

:evilgrin:

:o why would you come back??

 

 

I'd stay in that closet during my entire birthday :smug:

huh... no it's a definite NO ! I dont want your Gizmo around here. He's scaring other members.. that's no good !

:o why would you come back??

 

 

I'd stay in that closet during my entire birthday :smug:

 

As would I :sneaky:

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Well I'm pretty sure that's where she is now....licking Chris's nipples...:sneaky:

and Jonny kissing her neck ! :wink3:

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yeah, she's not coming back here any time soon with all that going on....damn it...I KNEW I shouldn't have given her Chris and Jonny for her birthday...we'll never see her again:cry:

sleeptime for me

 

nightnight

good night Emma ! wish you'll have another pervy dream about Chris that you'll tell us about tomorrow !

THAT'S MY NAME

 

BITCH!!

:whip:

 

Nah welcome. Invite sent and stuff.

 

:D *PERV HUG*

 

Omg, I had the perviest dream about Chris last night. *happy sigh*

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...and you haven't told us about your dream, why??????

 

:thinking:

:rolleyes:

 

Well, I was seeing Coldplay for the first time with a friend, but the concert was in this really small stadium and there were only about 100 people there, and no one seemed very enthusiastic... even Coldplay were only playing songs that no one had heard of (now that I think about it, I don't think they were even real songs :thinking:), so people got bored and started leaving, including my friend. But all of a sudden sexy Chris stopped singing and asked the crowd if anyone had Scottish parents, and if they did to shout "OCH AYE!" in their best Scottish accent. So since I was in the front row he heard me, and selected me and a few other people to come sit on edge of the stage with him. And then I forget what happened, but eventually it was just me and this other kid sitting next to Chris, and he was kind of hugging me and started kissing the top of my head, and he was really friendly and kept laughing at everything I said... basically we ended up married.

 

:D :D :D

...GAH!

 

jealous!

 

I got stabbed in the chest by Wormtail in my dream last night!

It sucked assss because I was leading this awesome kick-ass army with shining knight Chrissy and Guy :cool: and then three quarters through our wanker bad guys I GET STABBED BY WORMTAIL!

I stabbed him back, though. He died I lived. It felt like I was dying tho.

This particular avatar boggles me.

 

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Is it... really....? What? :stunned:

...GAH!

 

jealous!

 

I got stabbed in the chest by Wormtail in my dream last night!

It sucked assss because I was leading this awesome kick-ass army with shining knight Chrissy and Guy :cool: and then three quarters through our wanker bad guys I GET STABBED BY WORMTAIL!

I stabbed him back, though. He died I lived. It felt like I was dying tho.

 

:laugh3: Sorry. That was amusing. :dozey:

 

 

This particular avatar boggles me.

 

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Is it... really....? What? :stunned:

 

:stunned::stunned:

 

Chris---> :kid::whip:

Looks like some crotch grabage :wink3:

 

Jay-Z and Kanye are influencing Chris.. I'm not complaining

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:rolleyes:

 

Well, I was seeing Coldplay for the first time with a friend, but the concert was in this really small stadium and there were only about 100 people there, and no one seemed very enthusiastic... even Coldplay were only playing songs that no one had heard of (now that I think about it, I don't think they were even real songs :thinking:), so people got bored and started leaving, including my friend. But all of a sudden sexy Chris stopped singing and asked the crowd if anyone had Scottish parents, and if they did to shout "OCH AYE!" in their best Scottish accent. So since I was in the front row he heard me, and selected me and a few other people to come sit on edge of the stage with him. And then I forget what happened, but eventually it was just me and this other kid sitting next to Chris, and he was kind of hugging me and started kissing the top of my head, and he was really friendly and kept laughing at everything I said... basically we ended up married.

 

:D :D :D

 

 

Niiiiiiice...of course the best part is your next post where you throw in that Chris was completely shirtless the whole time:D

hmm, nice dream, that's a pretty good start ! ;)

this sux.. the only dream I had last night was about a weird old lady chasing ghosts in my house :thinking:

:stunned: old lady..... what a turn off !

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