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The Perv Unit

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Oooh well thats enough for me!!!

 

*jumps*

 

*splahes*

 

*gets out running like an idiot coz it is so damn COLD*

 

That was quick :lol:

 

*grabs your hand and pulls you back into the water with me for a quick kiss*

 

Ok, NOW we can get out and cuddle. :wacky:

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Calling Joe... :sneaky:

In here!!! Now, take me!!

 

Hey baby :kiss: *strokes back*

*runs up then starts to give kiss*

 

Hey!

*open mouthed, caresses the back of your neck* :sneaky:

That feels nice!!!

 

*rubs neck with one hand and rubs back with other*

 

Its a bit hot in here, let me take off that shirt for you:wink3:

Mph, it's a bit cold here actually, but that'd be better for sharing body heat :wink3:

Well lets move this to the bed where its warm under the blankets!!

More than happy to oblige :sneaky:

 

*sits on bed* :angel:

*moves blankets back and gets in, then starts kissing and caressing all over*

*moans softly* Ooh Joe... you're learning quick :sneaky::wink3:

Mmmmm, Emma!!

 

Thank you, im a fast learner:wink3:

*curls up close to you* :kiss:

*holds tight then gets on top and kisses down neck to hips!*

Aren't you an active one tonight :wink3:

Well I try to be as much as I can:wink3:

 

Hahaha, I actually have something really pervy to say. But I cant, its bad really!!

No, say it :wink:

 

Whisper it :sneaky:

Haha, no I cant!!! I shouldnt have said that I had something to say!!!

 

:wink3:

Hmmmm, I dunno. ok ok ill think about it!!!

:sneaky:

Aww, you had me all excited about what you were going to say! :sad:

Well Emma, im also known for being a bit of a tease as well:wink3:

 

I remember the first time I met you, and we were here. You were teasing me so bad, I couldnt get more than one word out of you:lol:

 

;)

Hah, I am a big tease, and now am I gonna get what I did to you back, huh? :sneaky:

Would kisses all over suffice for you to reveal it? :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

Yes you are!!!:sneaky:

 

It might happen today, tomorrow, in a few minutes. It will kinda be like a surprise:P

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