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Things You Shouldn't do!

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right my one is.

 

 

 

dont type "Google" into "Google" or you will break the internet.......DONT DO IT! :stunned:

 

 

right what else shouldnt people do?

^make stupid threads

 

 

 

JK, don't type Google into ask.com or yahoo.com, you will piss them off!

attempt to put the recycle bin in the recycle bin. it will create a whole in space and time so bit you may just lose your mouse...

don't tell your wife/GF that she actually looks fat in that new dress

 

 

rookie mistake

don't tell your wife/GF that she actually looks fat in that new dress

 

 

rookie mistake

 

"Honey, does my ass look big in this?"

"Give me a second, I just need to step back a bit to get it all in..."

 

Never ever.

Suicide.

or as Turk said in Scrubs

 

 

"Does my ass look big"

 

 

Black girl say Yes

White girl say No

 

Im not racist, these are Turk's words not mine, but funny anyway:laugh3:

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Dont eat a whole tub of tiramisu...BIG MISTAKE!...still very tasty at the time so it has its ups and downs

"Honey, does my ass look big in this?"

"Give me a second, I just need to step back a bit to get it all in..."

 

Never ever.

Suicide.

 

^^ :laugh3::laugh3:

 

Men.. :dozey:

Never dial a cell phone when you're right next to a turned on amp, especially if it's on distortion.

 

 

A horrible noise of pure death will come

^^ :laugh3::laugh3:

 

Men.. :dozey:

 

Men Rule!!

(Yeah, never say that either or people will start to think you bat for the other team...)

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Men Rule!!

(Yeah, never say that either or people will start to think you bat for the other team...)

lo lwell i've never used the words "men rule !"...but if i ever say that and then find myself doing the YMCA dance i'll have to have a serious look at my life

Men Rule!!

(Yeah, never say that either or people will start to think you bat for the other team...)

 

do you ? :wink3:

lo lwell i've never used the words "men rule !"...but if i ever say that and then find myself doing the YMCA dance i'll have to have a serious look at my life

 

Just don't go near the eurovison, not tonight of all nights....

 

I think we need to boost out manly-ness pretty quickly....

 

jessica-alba.jpg

 

:dance:

do you ? :wink3:

 

See above post. No.

:D

.but if i ever say that and then find myself doing the YMCA dance i'll have to have a serious look at my life

 

ok if you do that dance please send us the video :lol:

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Just don't go near the eurovison, not tonight of all nights....

 

I think we need to boost out manly-ness pretty quickly....

 

jessica-alba.jpg

 

:dance:

oh! thats pics done it im now a total man again! :D

 

should i beat someone up now? i dunno what to do...ive never been a big strong man before

....or just some random talk......."yeah!yeah! come on then!" thats what they say on the bill and that :D

here's a thing you shouldnt do : make the YMCA dance, film and post a video here.. unless you want the whole world to see it :lol:

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i regret to disappoint people...but at no point iwll i do the YMCA dance unless it is at a wedding and everyone else is doing it :D even so im not fliming it

you shouldnt make more of those annoying threads everyone's doing

 

 

Ah, hell I made one too:confused:

^^ and you shouldnt f*cking spam the Coldplay forum :dozey:

Things you shouldn't do:

 

 

Celebrate your 800th post in this thread! Oh well!

 

 

 

200 to go and it's ice cream for all!!!!

 

:jester::deal2::whatever::juggle::clown::mad::smash::sunny::rolleyes5:

 

EDIT: Now Im leaving for a while, all these dumb threads are awful, I was just using them for my own evil purpose.

 

BTW: I posted about 100 times in ONE DAY! (Give or take a few)

 

700-800 in about one day! Whew, I need a vacation!

Yeez, you really want that 1,000 postcount. Even more than I do.

 

Well, congrats with your 800 ;)

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