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The Bakery

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JAMIE!! you changed your av! - I miss captain america :cry:

 

He'll be back - don't worry:)

 

Its just we went to see Indy 4 today and I really liked it. When I was a kid I wanted to be an archaeologist cos I thought, "Great! I get a bullwhip and kick the crap outta Nazis!" Then I discovered archaeology requires the patience of a saint and Nazis aren't really a problem anymore so that was the end of that. Plus, using a bullwhip is hard and I fuckin hurt myself onetime when I gave it a go. I learned my lesson....after about the sixth or seventh time lol.

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He'll be back - don't worry:)

 

Its just we went to see Indy 4 today and I really liked it. When I was a kid I wanted to be an archaeologist cos I thought, "Great! I get a bullwhip and kick the crap outta Nazis!" Then I discovered archaeology requires the patience of a saint and Nazis aren't really a problem anymore so that was the end of that. Plus, using a bullwhip is hard and I fuckin hurt myself onetime when I gave it a go. I learned my lesson....after about the sixth or seventh time lol.

 

:lol::laugh3:

 

that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read!!

:lol::laugh3:

 

that is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read!!

 

Story of my life dude;)

 

Plus James says you're famous on radio, good for you dude!

 

And havin two heads ain't funny - course, three is worse......

He'll be back - don't worry:)

 

Its just we went to see Indy 4 today and I really liked it. When I was a kid I wanted to be an archaeologist cos I thought, "Great! I get a bullwhip and kick the crap outta Nazis!" Then I discovered archaeology requires the patience of a saint and Nazis aren't really a problem anymore so that was the end of that. Plus, using a bullwhip is hard and I fuckin hurt myself onetime when I gave it a go. I learned my lesson....after about the sixth or seventh time lol.

lol very good i was like that with gladiators :D...not really...but i id pretend i was doing the gauntlet thing :D

haha aye, Ben jones read out my txt on virgin radio.

 

not really famous.

 

well... kinda :cool:

James, I've no idea what a gauntlet on gladiators is but I'll take your word for it;)

 

And JD, having a text read out on air is more than I've ever gotten. Maybe they might read out my name in the obituraries but surprisingly enough people don't like to hear that kinda thing on the way to work in the morning....

 

......5 years from now........

 

"And Chris Martin's solo career has gone from strength to strength ever since Coldplay and Guns 'N' Roses fought in Rome's Colosseum against a vicious axe-weilding Russel Crowe. Sadly, on that day all but Chris fell, who managed to subdue Crowe by joining together in a duet for "Everlasting Love". Since then, Chris has been remarried several times, once to Christiano Ronaldo, but anyone could make that mistake. He's currently engaged to both of the Olsen Twins. The wedding will be within the next few months. Kanye West is expected to rap out the wedding ceremony with Jay-Z as best man and the mummified corpses of Jonny, Will and Guy propped up amongst the flower arrangements.

Oh yeah, some dude died today, very sad, yadda yadda, have a great morning folks! And sorry bout the zombie business, my bad."

 

EDIT:

See you later James, good luck with the textin'!!

:lol: you slay me.

 

What can I say? Its been a GREAT day!:D

 

Indy's BACK dude! #5 is on the way....

y'know I've never seen any of the indiana jones movies

 

but I REALLY liked the look of this one,

 

I think I'll download the other ones :)

y'know I've never seen any of the indiana jones movies

 

but I REALLY liked the look of this one,

 

I think I'll download the other ones :)

 

 

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

 

(Isn't it freaky how they do that in unison?)

 

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN AN INDY FLICK?

 

*****THUD*****

 

Sometime later...

 

Jesus H. Christ! Dude, download NOW. Raiders is still the best, I love Last Crusade for the great dynamic between Ford and Connery (awesome stuff in Nazi castle, classic!) and Temple is actually the second movie but, while its truest to its root of the old 1930s movie serials it can actually be considered kinda racist these days with monkey brain stew - I shit thee not. Still, the alligators at the end make up for it - lets just say they go "MUNCH!"

 

Indy 4 has a great kinda 1950's b-movie vibe. The first 3 are set in the 30s before WW2 whereas this one is in the 50s with Area 51 etc. The movies are meant to feel like they could've been made in their respective time periods.

 

WARNING: WATCH THEM IN SEQUENCE (Raiders, Temple & Crusade) or else you won't fully appreciate Crystal Skull cos so much of the stuff is set up in the first 3.

 

I love them. You will too. (And if you don't......RUN!)

thanks for the pies earleir btw :D

 

They're not quite as good as the real thing but you're welcome xD :)

They're not quite as good as the real thing but you're welcome xD :)

 

This is now the INDIANA JONES thread. No Bakery stuff here:P:laugh3:

haha Jamie! - I'm gonna donwload them for you! :P

 

I wouldn't watch them out of order or anything.

 

I'm a good boy! :smug:

 

 

unless you count illegal downloading, then I'm bad, very very bad! :laugh3:

 

haha Jamie! - I'm gonna donwload them for you! :P

 

I wouldn't watch them out of order or anything.

 

I'm a good boy! :smug:

 

 

unless you count illegal downloading, then I'm bad, very very bad! :laugh3:

 

 

Yes.....and I can tell you're a good boy straight off the bat by the amount of posts you have in the Perv Unit!:lol:

....Touché. :P

 

Oui:)

This is now the INDIANA JONES thread. No Bakery stuff here:P:laugh3:

 

Lol haha sorry I was a bit late in replying wasn't I :)

 

Oh well, Indiana Jones is uber cool as well :)

Lol haha sorry I was a bit late in replying wasn't I :)

 

Oh well, Indiana Jones is uber cool as well :)

 

Excellent. You have great taste in music and film. Congrats!:D

Whyyy thankyou :)

That I do!

Although Kingdom of the Crystal Skull... it was a bit weird...

Whyyy thankyou :)

That I do!

Although Kingdom of the Crystal Skull... it was a bit weird...

 

Weird in a cool way though;)

 

At least Jar Jar wasn't in it!:laugh3:

 

"Yowza Indy, what's happenin'?"

 

Indy: "First Commies, then my son, now this? Screw this!" Indy does what every Star Wars fan dreams of: he shot that Gungan dead :P

Lol he might as well have been..

 

It wouldn't exactly have detracted from the realism of the film cos let's face it, there was none!

Lol he might as well have been..

 

It wouldn't exactly have detracted from the realism of the film cos let's face it, there was none!

 

Unlike the Nazis getting the Ark of the Covenant, monkey brain stew and a knight guarding the Holy Grail for two millenia.

 

Yep, the last three were totally realistic too!!:lol:

Hahaaa that's what everyone keeps on saying, but for me those are all infinitely more believable than aliens.

 

Hahaa I've always fancied trying monkey brain stew... xDxD

Hahaaa that's what everyone keeps on saying, but for me those are all infinitely more believable than aliens.

 

Hahaa I've always fancied trying monkey brain stew... xDxD

 

Really? You've never had monkey brain stew? Then you should go to a restaurant I once visited in Scotland. They called it "haggis" (yeah, like that's a real dish:rolleyes::P) but I distinctly tasted "monkey" and "brains"...and if you're wondering where they got the ingredients, the waiter kept on stealing the complementary bananas off our table...:thinking:

 

:D

 

Aliens? In a movie produced by the guy who did all those really successful movies set in space? Get outta town!

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