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*|Simon's Thread|*

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And yet another random fact: Simon is on coke.

 

I SURE AM!....Here's another one,

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

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8 and 9! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simon has lost his sanity.

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Simon has lost his sanity.

 

sanity?....INSANITY...Don't Mind If I Do....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Here's today's random fact!:

 

In ancient England a person ! could not have sex unless you had consent

 

of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to

 

have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that

 

they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had

 

F.*.*.*. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where

 

that came from.

 

HAHAHAHA LOL

what a fruitcake.

Ask simon,he likes it.

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I LOVEEEEEEEEEE THE FRUITCAKE...

Here's today's random fact!!!!!!!!:

 

2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! It's funny cuz it's true!...Anyway I am Right handed! :D

Same comment applies..:p

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Same comment applies..:p

 

HAHAHAHA............Here's another one!:

 

 

If you told someone that they were one in a million, you'd be saying

 

there were 1,800 of them in China

 

LMAO....Lol....RICK8...............Your one in a million!:D:lol:

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Hey guys!, Alright- to everyone who has been sooo nice to me on this thread, i would like to ask them to nominate me for an award this year, I LOOOOOVE Coldplay and this forum, and i THINK i deserve one, lol....AND I WILL ALSO NOMINATE ALL OF YOU FOR ONE, Rick8 for the person 'Who Everyone loves' or 'Person who loves the most people', HAHA, but here's some I would like:

 

Or....I would like 'Most Original Idea For A Thread' for my Dr DeathAndAllHisFriends Clinic thread, sorry...I REALLY WANT ONE!

 

Or....most posts in shortest amount of time, I think i joined like June 29th and I have got almost 400 posts, maybe the most??? dunno, or something else, someone can nominate me...'Craziest Newcomer'...maybe??? or....

 

MAYBE.....

 

Oh, and theres a surprise for the readers of this thread tomorrow! SO WATCH THIS THREAD!,

Thanks!

You get my nomination for "most desperate to win an award" :dozey:

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You get my nomination for "most desperate to win an award" :dozey:

 

sorry! lol, I just want one!, but I will award people with a GREAT THREAD! Watch this thread tomorrow because I'm going to start something cool!

Who is doing the awards?

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Who is doing the awards?

 

DUNNO!, The award guy!

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My NEWSLETTER!!!!!!!!

 

Alright guys!, I told you there would be a surprise, and here it is....MY NEWSLETTER! YAY! WOO!, I will be doing one every so often, (most day's if I can), Okay, here is my one for today!: ENJOY!

 

Simon's Newsletter 15th July 2008

 

 

INTRODUCTION

 

Thank you to everyone who has participated in this thread and other threads I have made, it is much appreciated!. In my newsletter I will talk about all sorts of things, music, my other threads, Coldplay, movies, Coldplay, books, Coldplay, games AND Coldplay. It's going to be fun so I hope everyone enjoys my first newsletter!

 

Dr DeathAndAllHisFriends Clinic

 

The Dr DeathAndAllHisFriends Clinic thread is another thread of mine which has proved quite popular, Dr DeathAndAllHisFriends is really my 'evil-but nice' counterpart!, It's alot of fun because theres lots of shouting and jokes and if it sounds your cup of tea!, go and visit the clinic here!: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=47750

 

Beached Festival 2008

 

Okay......You may not of heard of it but It is the annual music festival held on Scarborough beach....yes beach (NO MUD!!!!!!!!!)....And another thing....IT IS FREE! And you don't need a ticket, just turn up on the beach!

 

Last year artists playing there included: The Hoosiers, Amy MacDonald, Foals, Dykeenees, David Jordon and Six Nation State, and the year before that The Fratellis and MC Devvo was there, lol....and even a few years ago they had the Kaiser Chiefs (back then they were called Parva!)

 

It's great, this year the only confimed act so far is 'One Night Only' but more are to be confirmed soon!

It is to be held between 14-17 August on Scarborough's South Bay Beach!

 

For more info....go here= http://www.beached.net/H2008/

or to see the thread for it, go here: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48160

 

The Coronation Street Thread

 

Hey did you know there is something i'm obsessed with as much as Coldplay!?!? SHOCK! HORRER! Yes, and It's....Coronation Street, the British soap, and I always keep up to date with it and I will be adding spoilers and stuff to this thread and keep you up to date!

To go to the thread, go here: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48148

 

The Number 42

 

Forget The Number 13..........I'M OBSESSED WITH THE NUMBER 42!

 

Coldplay's song- 42

Coldplay's number of songs trashed- 42

LOST Numbers includes- 42

Britain wants terror detention limit reached to- 42 (days)

 

And In Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, The Answer to life, the universe and EVERYTHING- 42

 

Is It Lucky....or UnLucky????

 

Discuss and reassure me!, There's lot's of theories on this thread and it's alot of fun so to go there, go here: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48147

 

The Random Word (or Phrase) Game

 

Well this is a Lounge game I have started it is alot of fun. Just say a word or Phrase which can make you laugh or sick, or wierd!....Just do something which will make people smile or laugh!...

 

To play the game, go here: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48193

 

Ben's Brother- The New Coldplay?

 

The New Coldplay?

 

I absolutely love this band but no one has heard of them!, lol, and I think they are as good as Coldplay, they have only released one album, Beta Male Fairytales which I think is amazing, I think anyone on this forum should check them out!

 

You all know how much I love Coldplay, so me saying that they might be the new Coldplay is a MASSIVE statement, but seriously they are that good!!!

 

go to http://www.bensbrother.com and their myspace and stuff and listen to their music i recommend 'Let Me Out', 'Carry On', 'Stuttering',..........welll all of them! Or go the thread here: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=48221

 

Random Fact

 

If you are a regular of this forum you will have seen some 'random facts' I have put up, but now they have a home!, And it's in this section of this blog, here is the latest Random Fact!:

 

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years.

 

Random Smilie

:chef:

 

Website Of The Week

 

http://www.spotthedifference.com A site which is sooo addictive, it's annoying!, enjoy

 

My Review of Viva La Vida or Death And All His Friends

 

I made a review of the new album a while back for school, I thought I would share it with you!, here it is:

 

Life In Technicolor (2.31) - An Instrumental opener which is just as good as any of the other song's on the album, with brilliant guitar riffs and trademark Coldplay pianos! 9/10

 

Cementries of London (3.21)- One of my favourite songs on the album with a very dark feel and a VERY catchy chorus 'la la la la la laaaaay', Alot different to some of Coldplay's previous songs! 10/10

 

Lost! (3.55)- Another one of my favourite songs with brilliant lyrics and a great beat it's alot like some of their previous material which is in no way a bad thing, if you get a chance to hear the acoustic version, do because in my ipinion, it is better! 10/10

 

42 (3.57)- Spine Tingling and AMAZING, I havn't yet chose my favourite song for the album but this is definetly a contender for my favourite, I can't explain but it is brilliant, it is one of my all time favourite Coldplay songs! 10/10

 

Lovers In Japan/Reign Of Love (6.51)- My least favourite song on the album but still very good, it's got a bit more upbeat and happier feel to it and the second part (Reign Of Love) is beautiful! 8.5/10

 

Yes (Chinese Sleep Chant)(7.07)- The beginning of this song is AMAZING...and so is the rest! This one is also in two parts, both VERY different, Yes is brilliant and well constructed while Chinese Sleep Chant is faster and includes alot more 'heavy' guitars taking the lead with the vocals taking a back seat...AMAZING! 10/10

 

Viva La Vida (4.04)- This Could be my favourite Coldplay song ever, with a brilliant orchestra and AMAZING LYRICS AND CHORUS, This could also be one of my favourite songs on ALL TIME, Spine Tingling and Breathtaking, this is Coldplay at their best, just listen and be in awe! 10/10

 

Violet Hill (3.50)- If you havn't heard this song yet- Where have you been?. Their first single from their album is a fun 'thumping' song with lots of drums and some of the brief moments of Chris Martin's trademark Falsetto vocals with a playcount of nearly 100 on my iPod, you can guess how much I like it but if you have only heard this song YOUR IN FOR A HELL OF ALOT MORE! 10/10

 

Strawberry Swing (4.10)- The happiest song on the album which will make you feel so happy and makes you think of a perfect summer day! So LOVELY and brilliant I LOVE IT! 10/10

 

Death And All His Friends (The Escapist) (3.49)- An amazing, catchy and slower song featuring Chris and his piano first and then it climax's with drums and guitars, a brillaint closer for a brilliant album! 10/10

 

CLOSING COMMENTS: One of the best albums I have ever heard, everyone should listen to this and EVERYONE HAS TO listen to the song 'Viva La Vida' which I think is one of the best songs ever made, A BRILLIANT, SHORT ALBUM, It's hard to explain in words, you have to listen to it to understand! It come's out in UK on June 12th and soon after everywhere else!

 

TOP SONGS:

CEMENTRIES OF LONDON

42

LOST!

YES

VIVA LA VIDA

VIOLET HILL

STRAWBERRY SWING

DEATH AND ALL HIS FRIENDS

 

....Practically the whole album YOU NEED THIS!

 

10/10

 

GOODBYE!

 

Thanks for reading my first newsletter and I will see you next time!

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^ MY NEW NEWSLETTER!!!!!!!!

Or....most posts in shortest amount of time, I think i joined like June 29th and I have got almost 400 posts, maybe the most??? dunno, or something else, someone can nominate me...'Craziest Newcomer'...maybe??? or....

 

Dude....... i was here sense March but actually started using the account a couple days before Violet Hill came out. I posted around 30.8 posts a day. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. ahm.... i think i should receive that award.

 

 

 

sadly i stopped though. i don't post as frequently as i use too. :confused:

did you start your own appreciation thread? :laugh3:

 

I think if there's a craziest newcomer award, it should go to 'cavenow' - that bitch is insane! :lol:

lmfao ^^ the word bitch, just made your whole post alot funnier..how insane is she..?...*scared.

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did you start your own appreciation thread? :laugh3:

 

I think if there's a craziest newcomer award, it should go to 'cavenow' - tvehat bitch is insane! :lol:

 

no, it started as a thread for me to ask if I could make some friends, and I did! and then someone suggessted as the thread had got sooo big that I should use it as my own thread (Not appreciation, but just a thread) and I did and started added fun things too it, and now I have even more with the launch of my new newsletter!, ENJOY!

did you start your own appreciation thread? :laugh3:

 

I think if there's a craziest newcomer award, it should go to 'cavenow' - that bitch is insane! :lol:

 

 

 

Agreed,and also very fuckin rude.

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who is cavenow?

I am not entirely sure.....

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