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I dropped my phone in the toilet

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Anything can be used as comedy material!!:P

 

Even the death of my beloved Harvey???

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Are you a comedian? :confused:

Even the death of my beloved Harvey???

 

'Fraid so.:rolleyes:

Well, much as I'd love to give you more comedy gold (my Mum had my cat put down, I have a phobia of rabbits, I was once spooked by a kamakaze sheep - Jonny Buckland, I feel your pain!), I have to go to bed, 'cos I've got to be up early in the morning.

 

If I have any weird dreams tonight, I'm going to blame you!

Well, much as I'd love to give you more comedy gold (my Mum had my cat put down, I have a phobia of rabbits, I was once spooked by a kamakaze sheep - Jonny Buckland, I feel your pain!), I have to go to bed, 'cos I've got to be up early in the morning.

 

If I have any weird dreams tonight, I'm going to blame you!

 

My pleasure.:smug::P

In that case, my suggestions would be:

 

Sticktoria Beckham, Paris Hilton and Michelle Fatmanus, although the latter would probably end up permanently blocking it.:rolleyes:

 

She wouldn't fit in the bathroom, let alone the toilet.

She wouldn't fit in the bathroom, let alone the toilet.

 

Too true!!:rolleyes:

Oh i lost some condoms that way, does that count as something important? :wacko:

No that's what your supposed to throw out..:sick:

But the ones i lost were still sealed :bigcry:

Ah i see...i thought they were used.....:wacko:

Haha Rolle keeps the used ones after we're done playing :disappointed:

 

I bet she still has the ones she used with her oldest lover in the woods :o

Hehehe speaking of woods,can you see Rolle in my sig piccie?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or maybe you could use your skills to put here there.....:uhoh:

Oh...dear. Why did I come into this thread? You'd think I'd know better by now!:lol:

You clearly don't....where have you been lately?

Mwahahaha, i think i see her there :wacko:

 

 

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:wacky:

Looking for new apartments, gigging, packing. I've been on here for brief periods, but I've only posted a couple of times. I've been so busy I only came on here to talk to the guy I bought CP tickets from.

Mwahahaha, i think i see her there :wacko:

 

 

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:wacky:

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!:laugh3:

Mwahahaha, i think i see her there :wacko:

 

 

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OMG..:lol: which one is rolle and which one is ykw?

OMG..:lol: which one is rolle and which one is ykw?

 

I was about to post the same question!!:lol: Maybe Rolle's a fan of 'snap-on tools'??;)

^^ good question :lol:

 

My guess is that the one that moans "chris" during the climax is ykw :wacky:

^^ good question :lol:

 

My guess is that the one that moans "chris" during the climax is ykw :wacky:

 

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.:laugh3: I'm going to have terrible nightmares tonight thanks to you. Never CP'ing before bed,lol!!

Awww sowwy Tracie :kiss:

 

Good thing i didn't post pics of the climax :wacko:

Awww sowwy Tracie :kiss:

 

Good thing i didn't post pics of the climax :wacko:

 

I don't want to0 know how you got pics of the climax...or what you do with those pics late at night,lolol!:p

Rolle wanted me to tape it all so she could have more wanking material for her lonely nights :wacko:

 

hahaha nah, the only use for those pics are for my doggies to do their needs on it :wacky:

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