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I dropped my phone in the toilet

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I'm still quite new here, so I have no idea what the awards are, but hey, you get my vote!

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Great!!:D

Then make sure you stick around till at least the end of the year!!;)

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I went to the toilet at uni and put my latin dictionary on this thing at the back of the toilet...(I don't know what it's called in english)....

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so erm it landed it in the toilet finally...

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yes

No danger of me going anywhere - I am hooked on this site now!!! It's become my sanctuary

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I went to the toilet at uni and put my latin dictionary on this thing at the back of the toilet...(I don't know what it's called in english)....

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so erm it landed it in the toilet finally...

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wow! I know what part of the toilet you mean.. that sounds baaad, all the pages got totally ruined obviously :(

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I'm glad to hear that i'm not the only one with bad luck though :lol:

No danger of me going anywhere - I am hooked on this site now!!! It's become my sanctuary

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Sanctuary from what, or whom??:confused:

Maybe she thought it was an iPoo??:rolleyes:

Chris and Gwyneth's daughter replaced your iPod??:stunned:

Originally Posted by A RUSH OF VIDA;2452696

my mom dropped her phone once.....it sucks

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Is that one of the new generation of functions?:stunned:

HaHaAHAHaHaHaAHAhaHaHa :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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..the offer stands Mark.. :laugh3:

wow! I know what part of the toilet you mean.. that sounds baaad, all the pages got totally ruined obviously :(

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I'm glad to hear that i'm not the only one with bad luck though :lol:

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haha well I'm glad I could save it fast enough so nothing bad happened...

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but well I can sing a song of bad-luck definitely...:dozey:

Sanctuary from what, or whom??:confused:

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When I'm bored, I go to the Lounge.

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When I'm restless, I go to the New Posts section

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When I'm tired, I go to the "Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman" thread

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Whatever my mood, this site has a perfect place to go.

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And when I need a laugh, you're usually just around the corner with a pun or seven!

HaHaAHAHaHaHaAHAhaHaHa :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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..the offer stands Mark.. :laugh3:

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:rolleyes:

:snore:

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Yeah it is getting late aye Jules..:P

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Heey, don't you all go offtopic!

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All i want is talk about things in the toilet. Or things that should be in the toilet and get flushed away :wacky:

Or things that should be in the toilet and get flushed away

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Hehehe I can think of a few things right now..:lol:

When my pet fish died when I was a kid my Dad flushed it down the loo - I didn't speak to him for a week

Heey, don't you all go offtopic!

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All i want is talk about things in the toilet. Or things that should be in the toilet and get flushed away :wacky:

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In that case, my suggestions would be:

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Sticktoria Beckham, Paris Hilton and Michelle Fatmanus, although the latter would probably end up permanently blocking it.:rolleyes:

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Or things that should be in the toilet and get flushed away

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Hehehe I can think of a few things right now..:lol:

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me too...

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:devil:

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When my pet fish died when I was a kid my Dad flushed it down the loo - I didn't speak to him for a week

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Aww, did you want to bury the fishy or what?

My old classmate used to say that my dad cooks all the dead pet fishes of ours :uhoh:

I have no idea where he got that from though :lol:

When my pet fish died when I was a kid my Dad flushed it down the loo - I didn't speak to him for a week

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Did you try to fish it out??:rolleyes:

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Aww, did you want to bury the fishy or what?

My old classmate used to say that my dad cooks all the dead pet fishes of ours :uhoh:

I have no idea where he got that from though :lol:

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I didn't even have time to think about it, we just came downstairs one morning, found him floating at the top of the tank and my Dad justs storms in to action

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Did you try to fish it out??:rolleyes:

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M.C. You've gone too far this time. A girls story about her dead pet should be off-limits!

I didn't even have time to think about it, we just came downstairs one morning, found him floating at the top of the tank and my Dad justs storms in to action

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M.C. You've gone too far this time. A girls story about her dead pet should be off-limits!

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Not when it classifies as comedy goldfish, it isn't!!:rolleyes:

What's so funny about fish? :confused:

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Anything can be used as comedy material!!:P

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