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I don't have a problem with offensive jokes ...it's that particular subject that doesn't seem too funny to me :shame:

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Well no I agree, wife beating is far from funny

 

but, I do think if the joke is funny enough, it doesn't really matter what the topic is, as long as it's not racist or something, like I said, I don't find the wife beating part of it funny, it's the fact that he is told to "listen to his heart" so he gets out a stethoscope and has a listen, it's a really intelligent twist on words.

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Well no I agree, wife beating is far from funny

 

but, I do think if the joke is funny enough, it doesn't really matter what the topic is, as long as it's not racist or something, like I said, I don't find the wife beating part of it funny, it's the fact that he is told to "listen to his heart" so he gets out a stethoscope and has a listen, it's a really intelligent twist on words.

yea I know what you mean ..s'alright :D

men could learn a thing or two from that third guy :lol:

 

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do what? think or behave like the third guy? no.. never :P

I meant make crude comments when a girl walks past, it's something I have never ever done

Well don't worry, a lot of men aren't like that

 

not that getting complimented is such an awful thing...

I hardly take that as a compliment :confused:

 

Although, I will admit, girls usually make comments of that sort too when a good looking guy passes by

Well no I agree, it's not something to be overly happy about, I worded it very badly...

I've done it.

 

 

In a completely joking manner, and not so they could hear it, obviously.

Is there a way to do it without joking? :confused:

well you could describe exactly what you want to do, which opens up an increasingly popular yet awkward brand of humor... like "man, I'd fancy sexual intercourse with that person...wouldn't you agree?" (nods).

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