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Ask the Angie

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Dearest Angie,

 

 

Why the hell does Jake's cell phone service suck so badly?

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I love this thread. Where are you, Angie?? Actually, didn't she get evacuated because of the hurricane heading towards Texas? Hopefully, she'll be ok and we'll hear from her soon.

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dearest Oh mighty Angie... do you happen toknow who this woman >

with the afro hair is... and while were on it.. do you know the man opening the car door?

The Angie can't help people that shoot such shit video. How the fuck do I who some one is based on the back of their head. :P That did look like the Surrogate Mother at the end.
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Dearest Angie,

 

 

Why the hell does Jake's cell phone service suck so badly?

Jake is a cheap bastard and won't pay for a decent service.
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I love this thread. Where are you, Angie?? Actually, didn't she get evacuated because of the hurricane heading towards Texas? Hopefully, she'll be ok and we'll hear from her soon.
The Angie is staying right here. Take a hike Ike.
Jake is a cheap bastard and won't pay for a decent service.

 

:lol: prolly! :laugh3: :P

that woman's name is Jackie or something like that... I can't remember :bigcry:

 

but I saw her with the band when they came here

Dear the Angie,

 

I'm confused. There's a member of Coldplay but I don't know the name of him. Everyone is always just saying "guy"...that's pretty rude that no one knows his name. Do you know his name the Angie???

 

 

:D

 

:disappointed: dont think The Angie wants to answer the Oracle's fav kind of questions..

:disappointed: dont think The Angie wants to answer the Oracle's fav kind of questions..

 

 

:lol:

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Dear the Angie,

 

I'm confused. There's a member of Coldplay but I don't know the name of him. Everyone is always just saying "guy"...that's pretty rude that no one knows his name. Do you know his name the Angie???

 

 

:D

Did your parents drop you on your head as a child? Please fuck off and die. :P
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:disappointed: dont think The Angie wants to answer the Oracle's fav kind of questions..
Unlike the Oracle, the Angie will gladly tell the fucktards what fucktards they are. :D

:stunned: so much hatred !

 

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Did your parents drop you on your head as a child? Please fuck off and die. :P

 

Yes they did! How did you know?:stunned:

 

And OK!

 

BYE!

 

:whatever: and :dead:

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I don't even know how some of those people manage to turn a fucking computer on, let alone post a question. :goofy::dunce:

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why has this brilliant thread died?

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why has this brilliant thread died?
Nothing every really dies on teh internets.

oh, The Angie

why is chris so skinny?

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oh, The Angie

why is chris so skinny?

Because he's a paranoid obsessive neurotic mess. Eat a fucking cheese burger Christopher before a big wind blows you away. :rolleyes:

oh great angie,

why am i so cool?

He ain't so skinny these days though....he's got a a nice bod on him.

 

Skinny:

 

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Not so skinny :wink3:

 

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Everything else is right though :P

oh great angie, why are pancakes so delicious?

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oh great angie, why are pancakes so delicious?
Because they aren't really good for you. All thing that are not good for you are usually very delicious. Things that are good for you, tasteless piles of shit. Face it, life sucks teh cock.

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