horizontal and naked..you do the math

 

My question has been answered,

and I am satisfied.

:laugh3:

 

I love it !

Oh great and wise and all-knowing One. How big is Chris's...er...you know...

 

Vocal range;)? How many 'notes' would you say he can hit?;)

dear the angie i asked the oracle when was i gonna lose my virginity and she never answered me ,so do you happen to know with all your great wisdom:P

Dear Angie

 

can I have your autograph?? :lol:

This is, by far, the most amusing thread I've read in a long time.

 

Now I have to think of a question....

I got my AROBTTH tour program a few months ago for $5. Here is the link...

 

http://www.shop.musictoday.com/Product.aspx?pc=C9AM12

 

Coldplay causes the release of endorphins in the brain with give you great pleasure. This makes you want more and more. Your social issues are not under the control of the Angie, but if your friends and family don't "get" your Coldplay addiction, I say fuck em!

 

If the Angie told everybody, then what fun would that be? I will how ever say if you own a Rush of Blood to the Head tour book, or see one for sale on the ebay...get it. It is the stalking bible. It has all the major players names and well as pictures of each person. ;)

You mean Buckback Martin?

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

I would do that! :wink3:

oh great angie!

 

this one is strictly for science....

 

does jonny prefer to be on the top or the bottom?

Standing, sitting, top bottom.....Jonny likes it in ways you can't even imagine. :sneaky:

...Oh wonderful The Angie,

why is the oracle shit?

The oracle wishes it could be half as smart as Angie.

Oh great and wise and all-knowing One. How big is Chris's...er...you know...

 

Vocal range;)? How many 'notes' would you say he can hit?;)

Chris doesn't possess nearly the "octave range" as Jonny, but he's not lacking. ;)

If Jonny & Chris are so in love, what is keeping them from ditching the surrogates and making it official? Why even bother with the ladies, then? How long can they keep up the front?

dear the angie i asked the oracle when was i gonna lose my virginity and she never answered me ,so do you happen to know with all your great wisdom:P

Does Angie look like a frickin pimp, find your own dates. I suspect you lost it to you hand a long time ago.

Dear Angie

 

can I have your autograph?? :lol:

Send Angie a self addressed stamped envelope and you may.

Does Angie look like a frickin pimp, find your own dates. I suspect you lost it to you hand a long time ago.

 

I don't "LOL" often but I really did laugh out loud this time! :laugh3:

If Jonny & Chris are so in love, what is keeping them from ditching the surrogates and making it official? Why even bother with the ladies, then? How long can they keep up the front?

I suspect when Chris' parents are dead, they will make it official. (the boy has hangups, what can we say)

Who is the kinkiest band member?

I will how ever say if you own a Rush of Blood to the Head tour book, or see one for sale on the ebay...get it. It is the stalking bible. It has all the major players names and well as pictures of each person. ;)

 

 

 

OH! I forgot I bought this already! Woohoo! That was before I had any idea I would be stalking. It has Matt, Bash, even Miller!!!

 

Thanks The Angie!:D

Who is the kinkiest band member?

Phil :sneaky:

Chris doesn't possess nearly the "octave range" as Jonny, but he's not lacking. ;)

 

:laugh3:!!

 

So, oh great The Angie, is it true that The Oracle only gets in on with Proapekt?

:laugh3:!!

 

So, oh great The Angie, is it true that The Oracle only gets in on with Proapekt?

Prospekt is quiet the slut and in most cases would fuck the crack of dawn, but even he won't touch the Oracle.

Prospekt is supposed to be Phil, right? :lol: So that makes your answer rather unfortunate...

:^^:laugh3:

 

I'm already predicting this will be the Coldplaying Awards Thread Of The Year,lol!!

:^^:laugh3:

 

I'm already predicting this will be the Coldplaying Awards Thread Of The Year,lol!!

 

 

Let's ask her!

 

Oh dearest, most wise The Angie...

 

Will the thread "Ask the Angie" win the Coldplaying Awards Thread of the Year?

Dear Angie...

Who is the angriest band member? :D

dear angie,

 

is this thread self indulgent? :wink3: