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What Chu Talkin' Bout? (My Mum Apparently! )

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......Tell us what you have been chitter chatting about :D

 

and in short...

 

"What Chu Talkin' 'Bout!?"

 

EDIT: (It's Apperently My Mum You Have Been Talking About....In A "Im So Lonely I Have Sex With People's Mum's Constantly In My Mind" Way :P

Your mum :P

 

And also the hightening crisis between russia and georgia...

 

But mainly your mum.

Is it really stalking if she invites me in? :rolleyes:

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

So Georgia huh? :P

Btw, we have almost the exact same number of posts at the moment, you 2114, me 2118. The race to 3k is on!

Is it really stalking if she invites me in? :rolleyes:

 

In the house or something else? :P

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:laugh3:

 

what's happenin' in georgia then?....i slept most of yesterday so i've missed alot.....has it dis-appeared!? has bill oddie became the president? :shocked2:

In the house or something else? :P

 

Wouldn't you like to know? :wink3:

 

:laugh3:

 

what's happenin' in georgia then?....i slept most of yesterday so i've missed alot.....has it dis-appeared!? has bill oddie became the president? :shocked2:

 

Gary Glitter has kidnapped all their young people. And France isnt happy with Russia. And Mr Bean is the international diplomat trying to sort everything out.

 

 

^^ oooh you filthy swineeeee!:stunned:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Sorry James, did I ruin your innocence :p.

 

Jake, no not really. I'm sure James wants to know though :laugh2:.

Jerry Jerry Jerry!!

 

JerrySpringer.jpg

 

He's smiling cos he's done your mum. :P

"Yeah, I tapped that. Now, IS THAT MAN REALLY YOUR FATHER?!?!?????"

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awww please! :laugh3:

 

don't use "my mum" and "tapped" in the same post...i just ate :laugh3:

hahahahahaha, so can I use the words 'taken' and 'from behind' in the same post?

 

Obviously i'm talking about GB in the olympic rowing, they took the race from behind...

 

Yeah, no sexual your-mum innuendo in this post!! :wink3:

I just tapped dance in a theatre production. This was when your mum was in the house next door.

 

 

Doing Jake.

I just tapped dance in a theatre production. This was when your mum was in the house next door.

 

 

Doing Jake.

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I just got a drink from the tap. Cos your mum needed some refreshment at half time. From the tap. Halftime. Sex.

I just tapped his mum. And by tapped I actually mean had sex with, and by mum I mean mum.

 

I bet James regrets opening this thread now :P.

I just tapped his mum. And by tapped I actually mean had sex with, and by mum I mean mum.

 

I bet James regrets opening this thread now :P.

 

And by mum he means your mum james, not mine.

Your mum.

In bed.

With him.

And me.

At the same time.

Jerry Springer was watching.

Then he stepped in to finish the deal. :wink3:

 

 

Well at least we're giving this thread a bit of life, instead of having just boring chit-chat! :laugh3::laugh3:

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^ i really do regret it! :laugh3:

 

it's supposed to be humourous "what chu talkin' bout?" thread....not a "have you had sex with james' mum did u tape it" thread! :laugh3:

Yeah, but I have to go now :( I am eating out tonight.

 

I'm not talking about a restaurant, I'm still on the topic of his mum.

 

:P Ooooh. Lured him in to false security lol.

 

By the way Jake being mean to say, you are one talented fooker when it comes to taking photos my man. You use SLR or DSLR?

^ i really do regret it! :laugh3:

 

it's supposed to be humourous "what chu talkin' bout?" thread....not a "have you had sex with james' mum did u tape it" thread! :laugh3:

 

tape it? :rolleyes:

 

I think you meant tap it. :laugh3:

Yeah, but I have to go now :( I am eating out tonight.

 

I'm not talking about a restaurant, I'm still on the topic of his mum.

 

:P Ooooh. Lured him in to false security lol.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Post of the week.

 

By the way Jake being mean to say, you are one talented fooker when it comes to taking photos my man. You use SLR or DSLR?

 

Thanks!! I use my dads DSLR, a Canon 400D, and my own Compact Camera, a Canon Ixus 70. I dunno if you've seen already, but the link in my sig takes you to a website i've been working on for college, with all my photography. My photography teacher reckons I should set up the site to get my work out there a bit. I like his plan :P

 

But anyway, back to james's mum... :laugh3: Phwoar. I would.

Sorry, wrong tense.

I have.

Haha, thanks for granting me post of the week!! :D :D I feel honoured.

 

Yeah thats where I saw it, I saw a few from flickr I while ago though. I do a bit of photography myself as it happens, just creating a new flickr page shall linky up. I also do photography at Uni like you do at college :).

 

Yeah back on his mum. And I mean that by topic and literally.

 

I'm off for 15, I expect to see more mum posts when I get back :P.

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