From: http://dresslikechrismartin.wordpress.com/chris-martins-top-10-funny-quotes/

 

Anyone who has ever seen Chris Martin in an interview knows that he’s insanely funny. I couldn’t find any good, funny Chris Martin quotes anywhere on the web, so I scoured all his interviews, and put my favorites up for everyone to enjoy!

 

“I drool all over the place…If you’re in Row A at a Coldplay show, you can really go away with a lot of DNA. You could literally re-create us.” - Chris Martin

 

“Can we got on with this? I’ve got to do AIDS and Alzheimer’s and land mines this afternoon, and I want to get back for Deal or No Deal. Plus, Gwyneth’s making drumsticks.”

- Chris Martin on Extras

 

“Well, I was swayed by boobs. Let’s face it. They’re fantastic.” - Chris Martin

 

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(Dodging the question of how he met Gwyneth)

“We met in Madame Tussauds, and it was only after half an hour it became apparent I was talking to a wax model. I had not actually met the real thing. But it was good practice [laughs]. That’s a funny idea for a film scene, I think.” - Chris Martin

 

“If I have a problem with a chorus, I like to go into the men’s room, ’cause the echo is nice. Doesn’t smell so great, so you need to write it quickly, get out of there.” - Chris Martin

 

“I couldn’t possibly write a hit record when I’ve got a beer belly, so we’re just trying to write as many songs as possible before that D-Day, or B-Day it should be - for Belly Day.” - Chris Martin

 

“I take the credit for being the only band member that everyone else has threatened to hit.” - Chris Martin

 

 

“Coldplay is for people with great taste, intelligence, incredible good lookingness, talent, ability, success, grabbing of life. Coldplay’s for people who know what life’s about. They’re always entertaining. Delightful to talk to. Sweet, charming, incredibly good in bed. Virile. They have incredible success with girls, or boys, or both. They’re generally just the world’s best citizens. Maybe I’m biased, but I’m definitely right.” - Chris Martin

 

“If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you’d want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?” - Chris Martin

 

“I got trapped in the friendship tip many, many times. It was like, ‘I need to be a rock star because this is no good: Being the kind of guy that everybody likes but no one wants to have sex with. I don’t want to be the person that makes everybody laugh before they go off and bang. I want to be the guy that everybody bangs!” - Chris Martin

 

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Oh come on

 

THERE'S BEEN FUNNIER...

 

but these are amusing too. Especially that men's rooms and the drooling one :lol:

^Agree. They're not the funniest ones, but they're still good. There are some of them that I hadn't heard before so that's nice. I would just have liked there to be links or refering to which interviews they're taken from. It only says with some of them. I would've liked to hear them from his own mouth. :D

so add some that you find funny... I like these., but I'd like to hear more:

 

I like: more lights on Guy, if you remember that one, it was in the interview at the bbc gig

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oh man, i can definitely think of funnier.

 

just comb through this little baby. i die laughing every time.

There are way better ones, for sure.

“We met in Madame Tussauds, and it was only after half an hour it became apparent I was talking to a wax model. I had not actually met the real thing. But it was good practice [laughs]. That’s a funny idea for a film scene, I think.”

hahaha

oh man, i can definitely think of funnier.

 

just comb through this little baby. i die laughing every time.

 

Tnx! I really enjoyed that... but uhmm does anyone have the videos they speak off in the first pages?!?! I don't think i;ve seeen it and the link is dead...