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random blocks of google induced mania

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typed:BOOGIE VAN MOOGIE

 

Next up we have Ingman disguising himself under the banner Soft Rock with the album 'Invention' (Philips, 1973). By far and a way his best commercial release that we know of, a good selection of up-tempo covers are given the orchestral funk treatment, with much Moog, brass and wah guitar along the way. All completely killer gear! Top takes on '25 Or 6 To 4', 'Jumpin Jack Flash' and a host of others. Tucked away are two Ingman originals, the first of which 'Boogie Moogie' is a bit disappointing due to its standard blues structure, but the other, the title track, is totally the contrary, and indeed brimming with ideas of the highest caliber.

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I know!!! when you see things like:

 

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."

 

it's time to get the hell out :lol:

Fo' Shizzle My Nizzle:

 

"'fo shizz-ul my nizz-ul'"

 

Originated in medival England in the 17th century, this phrase has changed in meaning completely, from the orignal shorthand denotation of "Alas! An advasary has come upon us! To the catupults!" to the modern definition of "Please grease up my penis."

 

Old: Bartholomew, the dastardly barbains are attacking! Foe Shizle mine nizle!

 

New: Bitch step up! Fo shizzle my nizzle!

i didnt know it meant to "grease the penis"....wow....

 

 

walking disaster:

 

Ever have one of those days where you decide that you're farther ahead sitting on your hands because that way you won't injure yourself or others?

 

I just did.

 

Don't get me wrong, today was a great day. D went with us today out to my brother's place, and it was extremely fun. I got to play with the kids (my youngest niece is now walking and talking, so that was fun - I got to play with her a lot more than usual), and went with my bro on his ATV for a short trip through the woods. Lots of mud involved. D and I played soccer (kicking a ball back and forth) with my nephew and older niece (until she got bored) for a while.. All in all, a nice, relaxing day.

 

Of course, today I also managed to spill some corn on their stove and then on my pants, fling a crouton across the table, sprain a couple of fingers on my left hand while trying to catch a ball, and then scratch up the thumb on my right hand on the keyboard tray's metal slider.

 

It's probably a good thing I didn't drive anywhere today, or take my brother up on the offer to take the ATV out for a spin by myself.

 

I did manage to do some impromptu wardriving today. I didn't have any of the special software - I just opened my wireless NIC's configuration utility and kept hitting "refresh" to scan for networks. I wasn't expecting much, although I did turn up two networks while we were driving out there. Of course, the car was moving fast enough that I couldn't really do much more than discover the networks, but I did find them. Ben and I must now go

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"fo shizzle my nizzle" ?? Hey! Peeps!! I said 2 words into google not 3!!! grrrr :angry:

hahahahaa J/K, that's hilarious!!! wurrrd...:stunned: :D :cool: :kiss:

 

but yeah 2 word min...makes it easy on the gorillas in the back room :stunned:

LOL

 

~Megatron

The Chad had made a similar thread before :)

 

AWW l miss the chad :cry:

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oooohh soz Vin...on both accounts :embarrased: :)

"fo shizzle my nizzle" ?? Hey! Peeps!! I said 2 words into google not 3!!! grrrr :angry:

hahahahaa J/K, that's hilarious!!! wurrrd...:stunned: :D :cool: :kiss:

 

but yeah 2 word min...makes it easy on the gorillas in the back room :stunned:

LOL

 

~Megatron

 

Sorry, I missed that part :embarrased:

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*el scorcho goes here* whip.gif

 

NOW DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!!

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

j/k

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wurrrd, das what ya get...i tried to warn 'em, caint say fairer than that .... :sneaky: :dozey:

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can't aim hun, i'm on the other puter again 2night..soz!

oh ok well ima go now...bu bye luv! :cool:

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INTERNET ADDICTION:

 

WELCOME MESSAGE

 

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wurd..but i thought I had probs!? OMG did u read it?? VIRTUAL ADULTARY?????!!!!! OMG :stunned:

actually i didnt read it....too lazy :blush:

Prepare yourselves....

 

PENIS BUTTER:

 

"PEE-nis but-ter"

 

The sticky film of sweat and other unknown substances that clings to a man's gentials on a really hot day.

 

Since it is so hot today I will scrape some penis butter from my penis for a sandwhich.

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