351

bury it

350: dig it up

349

cheat on it with another egg

348: build a nest for it.

355

throw it at simon cowell

:awesome:

 

347: Show it to a chick or duckling and go "And thats where babies come from".

:P

 

346

read it a bedtime story

345: lick it.

344

play field hockey with it

343: lick it

342: throw it at Bush

341: throw it at a bush

340

Hatch it

339: put makeup on it

338: bathe it

338. take your egg clubbing

337: fry it on hot pavement

337: fry it on hot pavement

336.. take it to the movies

335: eat it for god's sake

334. put your egg to bed

333. hard boil it

332. walk your egg

331: have it walk you

330. Get a stomach ache from it since I am allergic to eggs

329 sing to iit