283- Give It To Your Best Friend

287 - Yell at it

^ = 282

281 - Put it in your left ear

280 - Sit on it!

279 - put it in your pants

LOL!

 

278 - Stick it up your...nose.

277 - Stick it up a place where the sun won't shine! :uhoh:

278 - Glue it to yourself

^276

 

275 - Egg a house on Hallowe'en.

oops, sorry :)

 

274 - Take it skydiving

273- paint it as a ninja 8D

272 - Dress it up

271 - Use the white as hair gel

270 - Molest it?

Ew,lol.

269`-` Balance it on the tip of your nose

269 - Throw it on the ground

267 - Use it to keep papers from blowing away.

266 - Wobble it around and pretend it's alive.

qtr - Paint it like a Weeble...they wobble but they don't fall down,lol.

264 - Use them as a new form on measurement. I am 32 eggs tall.

263 - Drill a hole in it and use it as a timer

262 - Whipe your behind after a number 2 with an egg!

261 - Use it as an item in Mario Kart 7. :P

260 - Graffiti it

259 - Take a picture of it and use it as your debut album cover.