305 Smash it on the sidewalk.

313 take it to a live show

 

304 - Throw it at the band if they suck!

305 Throw it to mars

304 play tennis with it

304 - Put it in the microwave until it explodes.

303 - Use it as the basis for very bad yolks.

302 - Eat it raw because you're a badman.

301 - blend it in a milkshake

 

EDIT: Yeah, 15,500. I can go to work content,lol.

300 - Crush it when your pissed off.

301 - Draw a face on it and pretend it's your friend

299 connor :P

 

298 - Rub it on a banana to make eggana.

woops....i've been posting in the "count to a million/one thousand" threads too much.

 

297 - Bury It

296 decorate it for easter

295 Give it to Chris Martin

294 - Boil it, take the shell off, then run around screaming "I SKINNED THIS EGG MUAHAHAHAHA!!!".

293 - Incubate it til it hatches and give the baby chick to Chris Martin.

292 - Take a picture of it and post it on Facebook.

291 take it to the grand canyon

290 Send it on a holiday around the world

289- You could eat it :3

288 - Give it to a coldplaying memeber :)

287- forget it somewhere.

286 - Make out with it :thinking:

285- Make looooove to it . xD

284 - Sleep with it