330: beat it

329 kiss it

328. Be carried to the Grammys inside of it.

327 bathe it

326. dance with it

325 kick it

324 decorate it

323 i can juggle with 3 eggs without braking them :smug:

322 talk to it

321 take it to a Mets game

320 tickle it

319 shake it

318 nipple it

317 sit on it

316 breed it

315 eat it

314 shave it

313 take it to a live show

312 throw it to someone´s home :P

311 separate the yolk and white

310 Write an egg related joke on it

309 watch it.

308 Sniff it

307

Play on the Wii with it.

306

send into outer space :)