664

 

write on it

663 hang it on your christmas tree

662 kick it

661 Light a candle inside a jar and then stick the egg on top, watching it get sucked into a vacuum...

^ :stunned:

 

660 keep it for easter

659 fry it and dry the shell; crush shell with mortar and pestle for earthworm food.

658

 

Take it to the zoo

657 Send it on a postcard to coldplay.

656

 

feed it to a Facebook hatchling

655 throw it at arrogant ppl that piss you off.

654 pee on it

653....throw at rudy..:confused:

654

 

Make it your best friend

653....throw at rudy..:confused:

Don't you have any other idea? You've said that too many times :D

 

651 Put it in Rick's mouth

650

cuddle it

649

 

Make an egg sandwich

That's better!

648 using a giant precision pantograph, create an exactly shaped duplicate egg in plaster down to the minute surface details, on a scale of 1:50. Put this in the yard, and allow lichens and moss to grow on it.

:uhoh: can you please simplify that? :uhoh:

 

647 wrap it and make a wedding gift

646,,,colour it.

645 throw at Rick's car

644 Put it as your avi

643,get heaps of boiled eggs and kill rudy with them.:D

642

stare at it

641

 

Transform it into a guitar

640...put it on the ground with the intent of tripping rudy up.