ok, so it's crimbo, and tis the season to be saucy...so let's all huddle round the fire and tell all our fun stories about past crimbo parties...this should be fun... :rainbowfro: time to PARTAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

:-) tis the season to b saucy fa la la la la, la la la la! yeah iv nothin exciting to tell coz mostly cant remember!! sorry :lol:

We never lit a tree on fire, nothing ever went pear-shaped really. But I was looking at pictures the other day, and me in it, dressed up nicely and everything, the only problem is, that my hair was too short and what I thought then was cool it looks more like Kurt Russell from Stargate now. You know, the army kinda flat-top! OUCH!

I say something, like howdy..

 

Im Dave...lets get it ooooooooooooon

 

i wonder why im still single :dozey:

why are so many old threads being bumped :huh:

because its the way it is Jak

 

so whats your best puling technique?

lol no one have a good pulling technique? Reilly must have!

Funny you mention that David, some good memories on my behalf.

 

Usually my response is; "Sure you can go home with me, I'll just be bored otherwise."

 

And then I give the nice lady the money.

:lol: i knew you'd have something!

 

i believe good sir that aint technically pulling though is it?

Hahaha maybe not.

 

Usually I say the first thing that enters my mind, I just throw it out there, if they dont have the chance to know you're trying then they cant be defensive. And with women, its all about being on the defence, most of them like to play a little, and thats hard work for us boys. Conversation can be difficult.

 

So catch a girl at a party or club by surprise, it would be just like saying hello to one at a coffee shop or the library (Where girls act much nicer). It feels a lot more open, the girl seems to be a lot more friendly when you dont make it obvious you have a gameplan. So dont even have a gameplan.

 

That my folks, is just one part of one of my many chapters in my new fabulous new book. You know where to buy one.

:lol: i've already got mine on pre-order...

 

i dont find girls are that defensive at clubs...however their boyfriends can be :lol:

david, you should be a freaking comedian :D

:lol:

 

Nah girls arent UBER defensive at clubs, but if theyre with their friend or they arent looking for a guy on that night, it can be a bit of a challenge.

 

That said, I have a long term girlfriend and its been a loooong time since Ive tried.

hey now Reilly

 

how are you Irish Boy ? :lol:

:lol:

 

Nah girls arent UBER defensive at clubs, but if theyre with their friend or they arent looking for a guy on that night, it can be a bit of a challenge.

 

That said, I have a long term girlfriend and its been a loooong time since Ive tried.

 

thats what i always tell the girls around me too Reilly :)

best pull technique :idea2: :idea2:

just whip it out and start pulling :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hey now Reilly

 

how are you Irish Boy ? :lol:

 

Hey! Im good thanks. How are you? Who are you?

 

Yes David, beat em off with a stick. My magic stick.

 

:sneaky:

Reilly, hi

Hahaha funny shiat Jeff!

 

How goes it Powerpuff boy? :P

:lol: you dont want to hurt them now Reilly, they may be useful later :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: saving the world b4 I get my next bj :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

sounds like a plan Jeffrey

Hahaha good times.

 

Well ok I'll chill, I'll just go kill a rabbit or something rather small. My therapist says it helps! :)

:D :D :D :D :D DavidG,

:lol: i didnt say I was giving you one, i just understand that they have a certain enjoyable factor to them :lol: :P