555. Play Chess with it, or volleyball! Even Marvin the Robot could do that, or so the ad made the robot look like loads of fun..

920....get it to re-build your turbine's and increase boost.

923. Bump bellies :lol:

922

 

Take it to a Coldplay concert

921

coger with him :laugh4:

920,get it to see a shrink.

919 circumcise him

918 Bully it into taking drugs

917

 

name him your best friend

916 Teach it to escape

915,sacrifice it at a satanic ritual.

914 Pray for it

913,murder it.

^ so unoriginal

 

912 Show it how to spell its name

Give it the 911

910,tell it too shut the :censored: up,and then ask it too :censored: off and die!!!!!

 

If it won't comply,simply :censored: :censored: :censored: then :censored: :censored:bloody piece of :censored:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

909, be nice to it.

908,boot it up the rear.

907 Take it to get its hair cut

906,tell it to stop spamming.

905

pray with him

905

 

Cut its head :nice:

904.....have sex with it.

^ I dont think we've had that one before

 

903 Rape it

902,treat it like a slave.