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I am for very real, I make the real food for eat, Isleep in the real bed, I make the real SEXUAL EXPLOSIONS sometimes, this a full human being existing.

 

Maybe you GAME for the COLD?

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We're all fat. But it's not our fault. In Live 2003 Chris Martin told us to "Please eat more chocolate and please listen to more Coldplay." So since 2003 we've all been binging on chocolate and sitting around listening to Coldplay all day. It's Chris's fault!;)

 

Yep it's Chris' fault :rolleyes::rolleyes:

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It's not Martin's thought you is a FAT DISGUSTING BOUGH

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Viva all the vidas

U mean we are disgusting... that's really questionable :rolleyes:

It's not Martin's thought you is a FAT DISGUSTING BOUGH

I'm sorry, but it is his fault, damn him and his chocolate!

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What is question able is the disgusting OF pictures I see on the RED TUBES, ha ha, where you give the HAND EMPLOYMENT to the hairy man and he CUM ON THE TIT.

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Viva some Viva

What is question able is the disgusting OF pictures I see on the RED TUBES, ha ha, where you give the HAND EMPLOYMENT to the hairy man and he CUM ON THE TIT.

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this dude is whatever :dozey:

 

EDIT:Hey nick u 4got da bomb :bomb: HAHAHHAAHA

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cpop you should go make HAIRY SEX MASSAGE for your SWEATY AND DISGUSTING fuck buddy,you dirty hipster.

this dude is whatever :dozey:

 

EDIT:Hey nick u 4got da bomb :bomb: HAHAHHAAHA

sorry:rolleyes:

 

 

cpop you should go make HAIRY SEX MASSAGE for your SWEATY AND DISGUSTING fuck buddy,you dirty hipster.

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Dude, Where's my Vida?!

cpop you should go make HAIRY SEX MASSAGE for your SWEATY AND DISGUSTING fuck buddy,you dirty hipster.

 

:stunned:

 

 

 

 

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cpop you should go make HAIRY SEX MASSAGE for your SWEATY AND DISGUSTING fuck buddy,you dirty hipster.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA seems like we have a ADLITOS guy in here ( fellow coldplayers if u wanna know what dat stands 4 PM me hahhahaha no translator will give him the answer!!):rolleyes:

 

edit: btw when u say making massages and the whole thing that goes after... were u describing your job???:thinking:

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I do not know this. I dread to thought that you just sit around your INTERNET SITES going "I LOVE me the COLD GAME", and he go "YES, da COLD GAME are good, Martin has MANY THE SEX", and then you put the albums in order of RANK, yes?

I do not know this. I dread to thought that you just sit around your INTERNET SITES going "I LOVE me the COLD GAME", and he go "YES, da COLD GAME are good, Martin has MANY THE SEX", and then you put the albums in order of RANK, yes?

Martin does have many the sex:rolleyes:

 

yes we rank them

 

 

 

you are our new comedy relief friend:D

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HA HA HA HA seems like we have a DADFUGWNFWWSC here (fellow coldplayers, she cannot find this in the diction of ary, she will has to not know, but you send me RESTRICTED COMMUNICATION I tell you)

 

CPOP I talking about you in my INITIALS.

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Viva For La Vida

HA HA HA HA seems like we have a DADFUGWNFWWSC here (fellow coldplayers, she cannot find this in the diction of ary, she will has to not know, but you send me RESTRICTED COMMUNICATION I tell you)

 

CPOP I talking about you in my INITIALS.

ADLITOS:cool:

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Viva of Vida

she[/color] will has to not know, but you send me RESTRICTED COMMUNICATION I tell you)

 

CPOP I talking about you in my INITIALS.

 

hahhahahaha seems like someone changed its gender :rolleyes::rolleyes:

 

and I really don't give a f.ck about 'your initials' :dozey:

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well thats good because you never of they never of they never you won't never know whatt he initials are spelling for ha ha

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