It is much harder than it looks,

maybe I should read more books.

win an ipad now

before i make you bow

no,

fo sho.

kick you ass

that's what i do best

 

i dont care if it rhymes

i'm so fuckin whatever blimes

rhyming is so not easy,

and my rhymes are so sleazy. :P

roar as the tiger sheez

and i will pick up those dirty sheets?

 

lol

rofl

waffle

waffles bring joy

to little girls and little boys

I want a decoy

to distract me from this ploy

something to avoid

some of this sad toying

something more real than soy

someone to stop the destroying

Eric, our business poetry!

Crests, that's not rhyming!

It needs better timing

OH NO

I MUST BE SLOW. :sad:

I can't rhyme.

That must be a crime.

I also can't rhyme,

we must be locked up for this crime. :blank:

You're at least trying

and I'm not lying

 

Your attempts are really good

so let it be understood

 

that by practising you'll improve

and soon be making a rhyming move

 

into the category of good rhymers

and maybe in due time you'll be old-timers! :P

I can't rhyme.

That must be a crime.

 

You used crime instead of time :cheesy:

Coldplay chants rhymes with ¨Chris! Take off your pants!¨

 

:shame:

Oh Lord,

I'm so bored!

Me too!

So little to do!

Me too!

So little to do!

Double post, that happens to you the most.

my computer is being really mean,

it's a quite old machine. :sad:

my computer is being really mean,

it's a quite old machine. :sad:

 

Your computer should be ashamed

for being mean and so lame

Yes indeed, it really should.

But the fact that I atleast have one is good.

So true,

but I wish I had two

I wish I had,

a laptop really bad.