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That's the rule.

If you don't rhyme good,

You'll be considered... a fool! :thinking:

 

Go on ahead.

Go thee forth and speak.

This is just like any thread,

Only it's a little unique,

Since you can't talk in prose

So you'll have to carefully compose

every post you make here

Until this thread dies.

 

:smug:

 

(This is NOT a copy of your Haiku thread, Emma.

Just wanted to say that before there was... a dilemma.)

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yes. i am very happy that you posted this thread. i think it will be a classic DAMNIT MY NEIGHBOR CAN SEE INSIDE MY WINDOW AGAIN. WHY do they have to stand right at the M****** **CKING STUPID **** PIECE OF **** **** ****** ******* marshmallow

 

he is an annoying fellow

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...................:inquisitive:

 

Your neighbor sounds like a class-act fellow.

Even though he is apparently a stupid marshmallow?

 

WTF man? O.o

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he must think i am beautiful as james blunt would say

and apparently that makes my neighbor very gay

but i saw him with his wife and a kid

though his kid seems no more than an id

he gave a very dumbfounded stare

as i was backing my car in the parking lot there

he rode by on his bike with his red painted face

i think the boy painted it because he's a disgrace

the boy needs a daddy to train

but i'm afraid his daddy's thoughts are insane

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Oh, I felt like there was already a thread like this

but I must have been thinking of Emma's Haiku

now I don't have to diss you

 

(it does rhyme..seriously)

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There was, but now there's another one.

Would you like to join in our rhyming thread fun?

 

:nice:

 

Please?

I'm begging on my knees.

I'm bored

and talking to others in rhyme, I'm assured

Is a way to make me most pleased.

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Very slick little statement thar.

I would say you're getting closer

(Or at least not more far)

To becoming a very accomplished bard. :nice:

 

thank you noonsun for that compliment

you really don't know how much it meant

after you insulted me with breath mints

but you see i am in a predicament

i need to do laundry and other events

so will you excuse me for a moment?

 

but before I can go

there is something I want to know

what is the name

of the nameless noonsun?

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I remember when we were rhyming in the other thread

fun memories are now filled in my head

I feel bored as well, as I have said

I am currently sitting on my bed

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My name is Sara. No h, please, thanks very much.

Nothing annoys me quite so much

As people who attach letters on the end of my name.

And can I ask you, my friend, the same? :thinking:

 

edit @ Laura: Yes I remember as well.

That rhyming-fest was really quite swell!! :D

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sorry sara, i was on the phone

shit you remind me of someone long ago

who was very good with the rhymes and the prose

she was also obsessed with house as it goes

my name is eric but you can call me anything

as long as it is not dumb silly dingaling

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I remind you of somebody? Huh, that's odd.

Actually, no, I get that a lot.

She was also obsessed with House, you say?

She has very good taste, it would seem to... watashay.

(That's a mispronounciation of a Japanese word

Cuz I couldn't think of any good rhymes in English I'd heard. :sweatdrop:)

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I'm quite confident, really quite sure

that you could rhyme well if you... were speaking... in Serb! :D

 

That almost rhymes, it's close enough.

So that's the end of my rhyming stuff!

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I remind you of somebody? Huh, that's odd.

Actually, no, I get that a lot.

She was also obsessed with House, you say?

She has very good taste, it would seem to... watashay.

(That's a mispronounciation of a Japanese word

Cuz I couldn't think of any good rhymes in English I'd heard. :sweatdrop:)

 

yes and her name was sara too,

she used to be a fan of mr. dave matthews

but your words are very rare and creative

this conversation makes me feel more elated

it's very cool that you know japanese words

are you from another part of the world?

gah i should really go, :sweatdrop:

but i cant stop no mo

i hope later we continue our convo

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Let's keep going, let's keep up the rhyme

this is something fun to do of all the time.

What would you guys like to speak of here?

if nobody answers, I may shed a tear.

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yes and her name was sara too,

she used to be a fan of mr. dave matthews

but your words are very rare and creative

this conversation makes me feel more elated

it's very cool that you know japanese words

are you from another part of the world?

gah i should really go, :sweatdrop:

but i cant stop no mo

i hope later we continue our convo

 

Truly? Huh. That's interesting.

I think I'll go listen to Strawberry Swing,

(Just because "strawberry swing" rhymes with "interesting"

Not for any reason beside that, or anything.)

 

I'm taking a class in Nihongo as it's known

So far I can tell you my name!

I've learned some words, my talent has shown

My Japanese skills.... are the opposite of lame! :D

 

Bye if you're leaving, talk to ya laters

peace, yo, love all, even the haters!

 

Yes, Sara, you are right, I used to write songs a few years ago

maybe now my poem skills will actually show?

 

That's awesome, though I wouldn't understand

Since they're prob'ly written in a language from a far-off land.

 

NOTE: THIS IS AN EDIT

IN REPLY TO DEAR LAURER

I AGREE, WE SHOULD POST RHYMES MUCH MOARER.

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Okay I have to go now, but I'll be back soon

if you are bored then... look at the moon?

(I know that was lame

but that was the first word that in my mind came.)

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...:inquisitive:

 

I'll keep that in mind.

I'm pretty sure though, I would say

That as long as the sun shines and it is day,

The moon's gonna be a little hard to find. :P

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