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the thread that will never reach 2000 pages and i can't think of anything cool to say cos i'm drunkk

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she came from greece she had a thirst for knowledge she studied sculpture at st martin's college that's where i caught her eye

she told me that her dad was loaded i said "in that case i'll have rum and coca-cola." she said "fine," and then in thirty seconds time she said

"i want to live like common people i want to do whatever common people do i want to sleep with common people i want to sleep with common people like you."

well what else could i do?

i said

"i'll see what i can do."

i took her to a supermarket

i don't know why, but i had to start it somewhere so it started there

i said "pretend you've got no money." but she just laughed an said "oh you're so funny."

i said "yeah?

well i can't see anyone else smiling in here

are you sure you want to live like common people you want to see whatever common people see you want to sleep with common people you want to sleep with common people like me?"

but she didn't understand

she just smiled and held my hand

rent a flat above a shop cut your hair and get a job

smoke some fags and play some pool

pretend you never went to school

but still you'll never get it right

`cos when you're laid in bed at night

watching roaches

climb the wall if you called your dad he could stop it all yeah

you'll never live like common people you'll never do what common people do

you'll never fail like common people

you'll never watch your life slide out of view

and then dance, and drink, and screw

because there's nothing else to do

sing along with the common people

sing along and it might just get you through

laugh along with the common people

laugh along even though they're laughing at you and the stupid things that you do

because you think that poor is cool

like a dog lying in a corner they will bite and never warn you

look out they'll tear your insides out [muffled: i'm sorry, mr dalton, there's no need to be concerned]

`cos everybody hates a tourist

especially one who thinks it's all such a laugh

yeah and the chip stain's grease will come out in the bath

you will never understand how it feels to live your life

with no meaning or control and with nowhere else to go

you are amazed that they exist and they burn so bright

whilst you can only wonder why rent a flat above a shop cut your hair and get a job

smoke some fags and play some pool

pretend you never went to school

but still you'll never get it right

`cos when you're laid in bed at night watching roaches

climb the wall if you called your dad he could stop it all

you'll never live like common people you'll never do what common people do

you'll never fail like common people

you'll never watch your life slide out of view

and dance, and drink, and screw

because there's nothing else to do

i want to live with common people like you

i want to live with common people like you

i want to live with common people like you

i want to live with common people like you

i want to live with common people like you

i want to live with common people like you

i want to live with common people like you

i want to live with common people like you

aa-aa-ah la la la la... oh yeah.

^ wat

:cheesy:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ko2nCk_hE]YouTube - Stephen Fry as the understanding barman - A bit of Fry & Hugh Laurie - BBC comedy[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wm3129lo9U]YouTube - Mannen i den vita hatten (The man in the white hat) [[Kent]] Swedish + English Lyrics[/ame]

PURE LOVE.

^ wat

 

At spamming. Pay attention :shifty:

:curtain: hello everybody. this 1000 pages thing is gonna happen tonight, right?

congrats for that!!!

 

:)

 

edit: i think :uhoh:

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^ wat

 

Ever heard of Pulp?

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:curtain: hello everybody. this 1000 pages thing is gonna happen tonight, right?

congrats for that!!!

 

:)

 

Thanks for your contribution dear. :nice:

Men älskling, vi ska alla en gång dö

Ja, vi ska alla en gång dö

Ja, vi ska alla en gång dö

Thanks for your contribution dear. :nice:

de nada lovely :)

:curtain: hello everybody. this 1000 pages thing is gonna happen tonight, right?

congrats for that!!!

 

:)

 

edit: i think :uhoh:

 

Will you join our spamming? :nice:

:curtain: hello everybody. this 1000 pages thing is gonna happen tonight, right?

congrats for that!!!

 

:)

 

edit: i think :uhoh:

 

hopefully! :D

What will we do when this gets to 1000 pages? :wreck:

 

 

My vote is to go for 2000!:D:D:D

 

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfZBm-ZF7DU]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

At spamming. Pay attention :shifty:

 

I was talking about Paul.

 

Ever heard of Pulp?

 

No.

 

:curtain: hello everybody. this 1000 pages thing is gonna happen tonight, right?

congrats for that!!!

 

:)

 

edit: i think :uhoh:

 

Hi!

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uHbEN3SFjo]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzHwRcOsDNw&feature=channel]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aXqF1tC-tk]YouTube - Dom som Försvann (Those who disappeared) [[Kent]] Swedish + english translation[/ame]

PURE LOVE #2.

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLesCQvXVUw]YouTube - Elvis Costello 1st TV Appearance[/ame]

Am I actually supposed to watch all those videos? :dozey:

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