MartinFan Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Just a cute joke with a moral for the Boy's. The Pastor's Ass >>> >>> >>> >>> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and >>> it won. >>> >>> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey >>> that he entered it in the Race >>> again, and it won again. >>> >>> The local paper read: >>> >>> >>> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. >>> >>> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of >>> publicity that he ordered the >>> pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. >>> >>> The next day, the local paper headline >>> read: >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. >>> >>> >>> This was too much for the bishop, so he >>> ordered the pastor to get >>> rid of the donkey. >>> >>> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a >>> nearby convent. >>> >>> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted >>> the following headline the next day: >>> >>> >>> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. >>> >>> The bishop fainted. >>> >>> He informed the nun that she would have to >>> get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> The next day the paper read: >>> >>> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. >>> >>> This was too much for the bishop, so he >>> ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the >>> plains where it could run wild. >>> >>> The next day the headlines read: >>> >>> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. >>> >>> The bishop was buried the next day. >>> >>> The moral of the story is . . . being >>> concerned about public opinion can >>> bring you much grief and misery. even shorten your >>> life. >>> >>> >>> So be yourself and enjoy life, don't let these other Asses in the industry bring you down. They are just jealous!!!!! >>> >>> >>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonsun Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 wth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natster Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 :) good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aemilea Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 wth? lol That's cute. I admit, I chuckled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartinFan Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 Oh it's silly yes, but cute. I am sure Chris, Will, Jonny, and Guy are a bit annoyed with all the crappy publicity this brings with all these people coming at them with this stealing nonsense, the joke and moral to it, was just a light hearted funny! Chris is always looking out for us fans and wanting to please us, so the joke was me saying... There's no cause for Concern!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 This joke is really good. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MK Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 dp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aclark Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Awww cute :] And yes, it is their moral, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 tl;dr In all seriousness though, thanks for posting. Haha. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Escapist Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAM_87 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Lol, thats a brilliant joke :laugh3:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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