Just a cute joke with a moral for the Boy's.

 

The Pastor's Ass

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and

>>> it won.

>>>

>>> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey

>>> that he entered it in the Race

>>> again, and it won again.

>>>

>>> The local paper read:

>>>

>>>

>>> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

>>>

>>> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of

>>> publicity that he ordered the

>>> pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

>>>

>>> The next day, the local paper headline

>>> read:

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

>>>

>>>

>>> This was too much for the bishop, so he

>>> ordered the pastor to get

>>> rid of the donkey.

>>>

>>> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a

>>> nearby convent.

>>>

>>> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted

>>> the following headline the next day:

>>>

>>>

>>> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

>>>

>>> The bishop fainted.

>>>

>>> He informed the nun that she would have to

>>> get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> The next day the paper read:

>>>

>>> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

>>>

>>> This was too much for the bishop, so he

>>> ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the

>>> plains where it could run wild.

>>>

>>> The next day the headlines read:

>>>

>>> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

>>>

>>> The bishop was buried the next day.

>>>

>>> The moral of the story is . . . being

>>> concerned about public opinion can

>>> bring you much grief and misery. even shorten your

>>> life.

>>>

>>>

>>> So be yourself and enjoy life, don't let these

other Asses in the industry bring you down.

They are just jealous!!!!!

>>>

>>>

 

>>>

wth?

:) good one!

wth?

 

lol

 

That's cute. I admit, I chuckled.

Oh it's silly yes, but cute. I am sure Chris, Will, Jonny, and Guy are a bit annoyed with all the crappy publicity this brings with all these people coming at them with this stealing nonsense, the joke and moral to it, was just a light hearted funny! Chris is always looking out for us fans and wanting to please us, so the joke was me saying... There's no cause for Concern!!!

This joke is really good. :)

dp

Awww cute :]

And yes, it is their moral, isn't it?

tl;dr

 

In all seriousness though, thanks for posting. Haha. :D

thats funny

Lol, thats a brilliant joke :laugh3:.