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A thread for non-bitches.

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Same man my parents are bugging me hard about getting a job. I refuse.

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My job is to love Megan Fox night and day.

I'd be president, and I'd do it for free. My first Proclamation (Hey, Lincoln started it!) would be called the "Screw the old, poor, and uninsured people Proclamation" and it would be co-written by Maddox from thebestpageintheuniverse.

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Isn't Maddox a mega liberal? I forget...

He's insanely conservative I think. Or he's just anti-humanity. I think he has no sympathy for anyone. I have sympathy for people, I just don't want to see the government doing things for them. So it would just be rhetorical flourish to get Maddox to write my Proclamations... a way to scare liberals.

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Saffire (1:22:47 AM): "Megan Fox, it is imperative that we procreate at this moment."

Saffire (1:22:58 AM): Just walk up and say that.

Saffire (1:23:31 AM): and before you know it, you'll be reading Shakespeare off her back.

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THE SHAKESPEARE TAT IS HAWT

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I like your sig, I would turn lesbian for Megan Fox too...if I had a vagina of course.

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Thank you. I don't like the punk in yours though...he was too pansy to tell Megan Fox he loves her. Hell I'd tell her I love her and I've never even met the broad.

I think hes hella sexy and i love him to death but hes an IDIOT cause ya i dont get why he couldnt tell her he loved her...the woman is hella GORGEOUS for fuck sakes!

Oh my god, is that seriously a plot-point in the new Transformers movie? He couldn't tell her he loved her? How lame. Was this happening while they were running away from an explosion in slow motion and her titties were bouncing up and down?

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BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Oh my god, is that seriously a plot-point in the new Transformers movie? He couldn't tell her he loved her? How lame. Was this happening while they were running away from an explosion in slow motion and her titties were bouncing up and down?

 

Lol.

 

 

Yea, it was a plot-point lmao. At the beginning he was going off to college and he knew he wouldn't see her much and he was too pussy to tell her he loved her even though he could've gotten some mad poon had he just done it.

Fuckin' disgusting.

 

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The running away from in explosion in slo-mo with her titties bouncing up and down scene was awesome though.

I saw a film today oh boy...

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A crowd of people turned away

But i just had to look

Having read the book

Megan Fox loves to turn me on.

anybody wanna get stoned?

 

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