I figured I might as well dust off the cobwebs. What the fuck's up people?

Why hello. I'm just back from an expedition to the South Pole, it was beautiful. I've never seen so many stars in the night sky...

Well aren't you just the little bad ass?

Find what it is you aren't good at... and don't do that thing.

Fellows, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pocket, you better use them to call the tailor.

You want to learn things Josh? You want to learn how to make a shit load of money in the stock market today?

 

We know the government is creating inflationary pressure. We know the first place new money flows in this type of environment is commodities. But as the economy recovers, equities inflate faster and over a longer period of time. So although we aren't sure of when the inflation will start, we can be reasonably certain it will be within the next few years. Use LEAPS, (long term equity appreciation contracts) to not only capture this movement when it happens, but also multiply its effect on your portfolio. You have to pay a premium for the long term nature of these contracts, but that will pale in comparison to the money you'll make once the inflation strikes.

 

EDIT: For ideas about which stocks to buy LEAPS for, take a look at America's import/exports. Which businesses will benefit from a weaker dollar?

Why don't you go do this shit yourself since you're the one who's able to lol.

Are you kidding me? I've got no money, and nobody in their right mind would let me touch their hard-earned cash.

 

Although I have been posting lately under a different username in the Current Events/Politics forum... I'm trying to get my hair straightener business off the ground. So far I think it's working, I've got like seven new hits to my site.

The hair straightener adverts are highly effective, IMHO.

Should I add a link to my site in my signature? I'm afraid goofball will ban me for shameless advertising, but what the hell. I'll just open up another account in Belgium.

 

BTW did you see what Mark Sanford has been up to lately? I thought I was the most interesting man in the world, but this cat's globetrotting to get tail in Buenos Aires while being Governor of South Carolina in his spare time! I'm totally inviting him for a spin on the boat sometime, and maybe I'll introduce him to your mother, Josh.

Dude I just want to know how hot the Argentinian girl is...you know foreign girls are my thing.

Oho, so you're the type who conquers a country by impregnating all the women! Genghis Khan did that, you know.

 

I conquer countries by turning all the men gay. It's a lot quicker. HGTV and trance music, baby.

...Can I step into this conversation and say hi again to Josh?

 

:nice:

:curtain:

 

Love the thread title... really sucked me in.

:curtain:

Yay!

:dance:

:curtain:

 

Just takin' a look 'round.

Josh was here! :wacko:

Sooo Jay you get a good night's rest last night?

Josh, check out my new iPhone:

 

:lol:^

 

so how is everyone?:D

I lol'd at Safari.

I don't like Safari. :P

I don't like Safari. :P

 

Thanks for this, I was dying to know.