condoms were found by Rowan Atkinson! He proceeded to take one and put it in his...

handy portable microwave oven to see what would happen if he cooked it for 30 seconds. The result was ...............

:lol: :lol: .....a half cooked chicken. you see the condom was made from....

leftover bits of mcdonalds chicken nuggets~ Rowan decided that it wouldnt hurt if he...

bite amands chicken thigh :stunned:

:lol: so he took a chunk out of her and she....

had an orgasm :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh my!! lol! ehh....rowan was so happy he got amanda to scream out his name, so he kept biting her thigh, until he accidentally bit her...

intimate piercings which dislodged his front tooth ..............

who has an orgasm???

lol amanda did but anyway...rowan yelled "AHHH and OOOOHHH" because his tooth really hurt, but amanda became turned on by this!! so instead she...

I want an orgasm too!

ok oyu are sooo messin up the story!!

 

...ok so rowan was giving amanda and léa an orgasm when he came across a...

goat who was humping a nearby flux capasitor

the goat looked at what rown was doing and he felt left out so the goat...

quick replyed to brittnays post.

with a selection of random smilies :P :o :idea2: :dozey: :sneaky:

and simon screames WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CAN WIPE YOU OUT :angry:

what'd I do wrong????? :embarrased:

awwww i was contiuning the story :rolleyes: :kiss:

phew!! thought it was the men in tights comment come back to haunt me! ;) *prepares to run back to cupboard, just in case*

..................

so back to the plot

 

erm.......

 

and simon screames WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CAN WIPE YOU OUT

 

which sets off every car alarm within a 10 mile radius causing widespread indifference :lol: (who ever pays any attention to car alarms?) except among the cat population who all went suddenly mad and..................

... decided that years of whiskas was cruel and inconsiderate and they would now onlyeat cheerios and drink beer :stunned: , so the owners had to...

go out and buy a case of every single type of beer on the planet so the cats could decide which one they liked the best and on their travels the cat owners met...................

.. sam the pony... :lol:

and sam saw the owners and became very keen on them...then sam began to speak to the owners...he said...