she realised she left her wig and her teeth at home

:lol: when will saw her without her teeth, he became frightened that...

he still loved her anyway!!!! :P

so when fifi came back with er wig and teeth, she found will makin out with jacob

:o and then she joined in!! :smug: :rolleyes:

and then dania left this thread u naughty girlies :stunned:

then fifi and i threw a party, but just as we opened the champagne

the cork went flying up gareth gates arse!! and then...

gareth gates tried to get it out, but it was stuck, so we went to

will youngs house to get his tweezers back off him but when he arrived he saw..

:snore: :snore: :D

A big fat cow munching up fifi's wig and teef :lol:

sunddenly, he screamed with horror like a banshee and called Simon Cowell 4 help...

simon cowell told him to bugger off and told him he was the worse singer in all the universe...except for...

barbra streisand :lol: so Gareth stumbled off into the darkness with the cork still up his arse when all of a sudden....

the cork flew out and hit dania in the nose! dania became very mad and...

it hurt

he slipped on a stray whelk, fell on the floor and the shock made the cork fly out of his arse and ..........

he said...

"Jordan is a big fat liar! I never shagged her, it was......

her"..and he pointed at...

Ann Widdecombe :stunned: who ...........

..jumped around screaming "...

"yeah! it was me! and I loved every minute of it!!" and got so excited that she spontaneously combusted. In the chaos and confusion that followed........

Ann Widdecombe ... appearing in Tony blair's and cheries bed, loads of......