:/ all hail my big buck teeth for one day i will become....

THE MIGHTIEST HORNIEST PONY YOU WILL EVER MEET!!! they owners became frightened so the ran to

the nearest taco bell for some mighty good food when on their way they saw..

Coldplay fighting off the unwanted attentions of Justin Timberlake with their MTV moonman awards......

... and gwynie sliding through a door :stunned: .. but if i you ever hear of a stranger tale you should...

......make a fortune by selling it to the Star 'cos they'll print anything! ;) :D :lol:

just wanted to say, i was the first person to do this....surprised justine didnt do a search

:lol: :lol: Awwww this thread was great! :lol:

yeah it was! i wish we could go bazck to the old days :cry:

Aye aye! This place sucks.

you suck

You wish

no i dont really

lol im gonna start the story...

 

 

There once was a cheese on toast

that was teetering dreadfully close to the crust :uhoh:

i wish i could suck. its a debilitating condition net being able to. i get made fun of a lot. :/

by who!? :wink3:

There once was a cheese on toast

that was teetering dreadfully close to the crust

 

one day jim, the recipiant of the toast, decided to introduce some brown sauce...

First he had to decide whether he was a HP or Chef's man

So he grabed his elton john styled glasses, hid the HP under the fridge, and the chefs in the bread bin and asked his dog...

His dog got the marmite! Which is a totally new context of sauces! so the guy went with a combined mixture of HP and Chef's, sick or what...

...about that time he stuck his geranium to a frilly apron and dangled it infront of mona who is incredibly...

manly for someone who just recently...

Got a multi transplanted sex change that lasted 35 years

the doctor that performed the surgery was extremely