:disappointed:

 

Oh don't worry I can give you the number of my hair dresser.

ME > JAMIE > EVERONE >

 

I think that is a lie.

where Zelda? :wacky:

Who is Zelda

Zelda is working, like she should be.

I couldn't care less.

I love your hair Link.... is it natural blond?

WHERE IS MARIO?

I love your hair Link.... is it natural blond?

 

IS YOUR VAGINA NATURALLY CRUSTY?

Oh don't worry I can give you the number of my hair dresser.

 

Is this hair dresser... female? :charming:

I love your hair Link.... is it natural blond?

Everything about him is super :wacky:

WHERE IS MARIO?

Making mah pizza.

 

IS YOUR VAGINA NATURALLY CRUSTY?

 

PENIS

IS YOUR VAGINA NATURALLY CRUSTY?

 

There are like 1000 guys who can tell you that.

Is this hair dresser... female? :charming:

 

No... is a gay guy, but he's single at the moment, you can try to date him.

I am Paris Hilton

I SAW THAT EDIT

No... is a gay guy, but he's single at the moment, you can try to date him.

 

Why do people think I'm gay? Is it the jazzercising?

And I only married Drew so I could stay in the country!

I am Paris Hilton

 

You and I have the same name! That's Hot!