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I just f*cking love Coldplay

Albie
in The Lounge

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Immediately, all the fangirls flood to this thread screaming "OOH HELLO!"

 

OOH HELLO! :wacko:

 

OOH HELLO

 

:freak:

 

I lol'd hard.

I don't know. :confused:

[/leaves thread sadly]

oh he'll be here soon...he was just having breakfast in my bed

 

Ok so let me get this straight. You had Guy Berryman in bed with you, and rather than doing one of the plethora of things most of the girls on this board would love to do with him, you elected to make him breakfast? WEAK

who knows what they did before the breakfast.

or after.

 

 

 

:lol:

To clear this up:

 

I was pracitising with Guy Berryman for this orgy in my bed. Afterwards he made this short bass performance for me and I blew him something on my clarinet. Then we listened to CCR-Fortunate son (I don't even know....but that song made us more horny...) and thought we needed another practise. So after all, I made breakfast for him and he wanted to stay in bed and eat it. I couldn't eat, because I was too hyper for that.

 

Ok?

Get off Coldplaying and go do your thing.

and I am serious:

 

I really should stop listening to this song it does things to me I can't explain..:uhoh:

which thing?

 

Uhhhhh I don't know how to explain it and still keep it G-rated.

G-rated....hahahahahaha...:lol:

 

Ah I need help

 

 

I have to go and play a waitress (for real now...:uhoh:)

 

Byyyeee...:wacky:

Yeah, and after that, he called me to say he'll be here soon :lips:

 

yes....to pick up the eggs we were asking for,...we wanted to eat a cake.

yes....to pick up the eggs we were asking for,...we wanted to eat a cake.

 

He did mention the eggs, but he said the cake was for me.

And not a conventional cake :wacky:

He did mention the eggs, but he said the cake was for me.

And not a conventional cake :wacky:

 

...:inquisitive:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBfjU3_XOaA]YouTube - Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son - Music Video[/ame]

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