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So I'm Moving Into A Dormitory.

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And be a bum all my life.

 

Well that's still got to be better than being chopped to pieces in the middle of the night!!:rolleyes:

 

And the worst thing is all my friends so far got single rooms.

 

WTF. I'm gonna be that annoying guest that never leaves.

 

Maybe you could appeal. Can't you get a note from the doctor saying you have a phobia about living in close proximity to other people or something??:thinking:

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At least bums get sandwiches.

 

And yeah. My brother was telling me how his friend wrote a letter to the school telling them he was like OCD and what not, and they gave him like a studio apartment almost.

 

Fuck. I think I'll just play it out til' I find out who my roommate is.

At least bums get sandwiches.

 

And yeah. My brother was telling me how his friend wrote a letter to the school telling them he was like OCD and what not, and they gave him like a studio apartment almost.

 

Fuck. I think I'll just play it out til' I find out who my roommate is.

 

Don't be stupid! Play the OCD card!!;)

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Lol. I think I have to wait til I move in to change stuff. But I'll keep the OCD card in my deck.

 

Anyway, according to my logic, I'm gonna be on the 6th level up.

 

I bet I'd die If I fell/jumped out of the window. :(

Lol. I think I have to wait til I move in to change stuff. But I'll keep the OCD card in my deck.

 

Anyway, according to my logic, I'm gonna be on the 6th level up.

 

I bet I'd die If I fell/jumped out of the window. :(

 

Or if you were pushed by a psycho roommate??:stunned:

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:stunned:

:cry:

 

That's what I meant by fell.

 

I've been checking Facebook and my school site, my roommate still hasn't released their name/email.

 

Dyou think I should do a background check or hire a PI?

:stunned:

:cry:

 

That's what I meant by fell.

 

I've been checking Facebook and my school site, my roommate still hasn't released their name/email.

 

Dyou think I should do a background check or hire a PI?

 

Definitely. Maybe your roommate hasn't been released from detention yet.:rolleyes:

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Or the Psych ward. :( :stunned:

 

But which one?

 

I'm thinking PI for sure.

Poor you. It sounds like you got stuck with the Christian fundamentalist zombie!!

 

:stunned:

 

I hope you managed to come out unscathed!!:P

 

OH I HATE THE CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST ZOMBIE!!!!! :angry:

OH I HATE THE CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALIST ZOMBIE!!!!! :angry:

 

Do you mean Albie??:rolleyes:

Is that why you wrote it in caps??:rolleyes:

In my dorms we weren't allowed to have women there except in the main floor lounge but not after 11.

 

Somehow they managed to sneak you in though! :p

i don't think you should worry too much. i mean u just need to set some guidelines. i actually just came back from my orientation at my college and had a random roommate he was really cool. just be yourself and have an open mind.

Somehow they managed to sneak you in though! :p

 

Was he wearing one of his skirts at the time, then??:rolleyes:

i don't think you should worry too much. i mean u just need to set some guidelines. i actually just came back from my orientation at my college and had a random roommate he was really cool. just be yourself and have an open mind.

 

But what if your "random roommate" turned out to be Albie??

 

:shocked2::stunned::shocked2:

Yossarian obtained the confirmation of likable a little hovel of he' ll vein inside in the time of months; Time to pack my things!

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Lol, omg.

 

Yesterday I had a dream that my roommate was South African. And one of my teachers from there told us that when they were teens, they used to do this thing where they'd prick their fingers and and touch them to mix the blood. It was like a friendship thing. Looking back, it was a stupid, dangerous thing.

 

Anyways, so she was totally WACKO, and kept trying to convince me to do it. And one night I wa sleeping and woke up to her over me and she had made like a huge cut in my finger and hers too. And they were touching. Lol, oh nose.

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