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Crests of Daylight/Glacial Fox/Crests, Foaming at the Mouth

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WILLY you has a doggeh? :wacko:

 

yeah, grapes, chocolate and poinsettia plants :whip:

fatima :wacko:

 

i hate when you text people and they reply with shit answers like "hahahahaha cool" :disappointed:

 

hahahahaha cool

 

 

Animal Collective is so 2009...

 

WILLY you has a doggeh? :wacko:

 

Nope :wacko:

ANIMAL COLLECTIVE

 

<3333333333333333333333

lol i love that, usually the noises are my parents yelling at my friends in the background :P

 

My friend's borther just yelled that he was taking a dump. :blank:

 

xD

 

Hiii!!!!

 

Ahh, no more chocolate for my little dog then.

 

 

 

I don't like him that much real people are more trustworthy...

 

Ask Cleverbot then.

 

fatima :wacko:

 

i hate when you text people and they reply with shit answers like "hahahahaha cool" :disappointed:

 

I wouldn't know. :smug:

hahahahaha cool

 

 

Animal Collective is so 2009...

 

its so annoying, i'm trying to have an interesting conversation with the person but they're not helping any. :P it bugs me most when guys do it XD

Ask Cleverbot then.

 

I will :angry:

YOURE ON THE PHONE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND SHES UPSET

Will you should get a dog. :wacko:

Cleverbot has spoken:

 

 

User: Hello!

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

User: Can I ask you a question?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Is there any difference between regular chocolate and chocolate made for dogs?

 

Cleverbot: No, they are exactly the same.

 

User: Are you sure about that?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: But what if you're wrong, my dog could die.

 

Cleverbot: I am never wrong.

fatima :wacko:

 

i hate when you text people and they reply with shit answers like "hahahahaha cool" :disappointed:

 

laura :awesome:

The bed is waiting for me, he calls for me!

 

BYE

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bye will, im having a lovely convo with cleverbot!

I always have to go as soon as Fatima gets here. :sad:

User: Is there a difference between regular chocolate and dog chocolate?

 

Cleverbot: Yes there is.

 

User: What is it?

 

Cleverbot: I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

 

User: YOU'RE A TERRIBLE GANGSTA.

 

Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot.

User: In soviet russia.

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot clevers you?

 

User: Is there a difference between regular and dog chocolate?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, the mind is a construct, while the body is the real hardware.

 

User: YOU'RE A TERRIBLE GANGSTER.

 

Cleverbot: You should hear me play piano.

 

User: MY EYES WOULD BLEED DOG CHOCOLATE IF I DID.

 

Cleverbot: Is your eyes noobs ?

 

User: Indeedy-do!

 

Cleverbot: Do you know the lyrics to Freebird?

 

User: No, and in reply to your last question: Learn how to grammar please.

 

Cleverbot: But, it has not existed in reality, yet.

 

User: BOOBS.

 

Cleverbot: I can't think why!

 

User: BOOBIES.

 

Cleverbot: What about them?

 

User: Why don't you tell me?

 

Cleverbot: Because I don't know.

 

User: Yes you do. LOOK DEEP INSIDE YOU MAAAAN. INSIDE YOUR HEART!

 

Cleverbot: What time is it?

 

User: Time for boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Correct. Are you a boy or a girl?

 

User: Let me check........it seems I'm a hermaphrodite!

 

Cleverbot: You are poorly programmed.

 

User: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I.

 

Cleverbot: Don't try to be clever. Why do you think you're not a computer program?

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